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@beardynoise

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An essential aspect of True Posting

10.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no it's because you're Zhuge Liang, the Sleeping Dragon

10.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm bringing forth the wolf's head and using the power of Grond to batter down the gates to her DMs

10.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't you slander the good name of the Friends Of Thomas community with this

10.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BRING ON DUKE OR DAUPHIN
BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE A FOUNTAIN
AS IT EVER WAS
SO IT WILL BE AGAIN
WILL BE AGAIN

10.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about it, I think this is a flashback (where she does that)

10.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering β€œdistractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

09.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 5226 πŸ” 1281 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 63
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Wales becomes the first UK nation to remove profit from children's homes, fostering, and secure accommodation In less than a month, new providers of children’s homes, fostering services and secure accommodation will no longer be able to make a profit in Wales β€” making it the first nation in the UK to take thi...

In less than a month, new providers of children's homes, fostering services and secure accommodation will no longer be able to make a profit in Wales β€” making it the first nation in the UK to take this landmark step

10.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

I'm still mad that he's blocking me

10.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Zachary Ruane, a white man in black shorts & sunglasses, talks into a microphone

Zachary Ruane, a white man in black shorts & sunglasses, talks into a microphone

If I had a dollar for every time I saw Zachary Ruane of @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social singing "welcome to the black parade" in the style of Javert from Les Mis, I'd have two dollars.

Whilst his WIP show in Adelaide is (i believe) totally sold out, see it elsewhere if you can because it's already gr8

10.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourite games, Golden Sun, had hundreds of NPCs, each with dialogue *and* stuff they're thinking when you use Mind Read on them. Each line was hand crafted. It's one of the things that makes them such great games!

10.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Colby Keller reborn

10.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God is omniscient but never does anything about all the problems because he's gooning out to clown porn

10.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Okay now I want to know what it was

10.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To rhyme with "husky", the correct way to do it

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ananke from WicDiv saying "would...would you like to sing? It is your greatest gift"

Ananke from WicDiv saying "would...would you like to sing? It is your greatest gift"

Same story bit I think, I managed to find it. Now trying to remember the issue it's from so I can find it in my PDF versions.

This is way too much effort for what is going to be an extremely stupid shitpost

10.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To help Europeans understand how big America is, here is a handy map

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7
orange cat upside down with his tongue out

orange cat upside down with his tongue out

orange cat upside down with his tongue out

orange cat upside down with his tongue out

i simply cannot believe what i am seeing

10.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1614 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 1

Has anyone got the panel from Wicdiv where Ananke says "would you like to sing? It is your greatest gift" to Persephone?

10.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I don't get more Strip Law I am going to construct some kind of Altar and get real occult about it

10.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anything you should charge THEM

10.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone involved in making the aged care system a shorthand for "extracting money from the elderly & vulnerable" should be ripped apart by dingoes

10.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the hardest tones to achieve is literary yet bitchy

10.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey took all the trees / put’em in a tree museum” has gotta be one of the best lines written in the last century. It’s constantly popping up in my head.

09.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 8960 πŸ” 2488 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 175

The people need to know

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got the stone cold one on my fridge at this moment and have for years now

09.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If we we're already pals I'd be like "i gotta be friends with them"

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a kink for Canadians???

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gay, not blind

09.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0