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Definitely committing new exciting forms of hubris by eating homefries with hot sauce right after a full teeth scaling

Being in a diner at 10:30 on a Thursday is such a fun vibe

Ah yes... The Tooth Juice

You ever say something weird that you just *know* is going to live in someone's head for the rest of the day?

Went to the dentist for the first time in ages and as they mentioned looking for leaks around my old fillings, I immediately piped up with "ah yeah, can't let the tooth juice leak out"

THE 11 SEASONS OF OREGON WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF WISCONSIN WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

MARYLAND'S 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

NEARLY EVRE PART OF UR EMPIRE HAS THIS NEARLY IDENTICAL MEME AS IF IT IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE 2 THEIR REGION.

IT IS NOT UNIQUE 2 UR REGION EYEM SORRY THE TRUTH HAD 2 BE TOLD

If you're gonna be watched might as well inflict some psychic damage on the watchers

Did you know you can feel like at least 35% better by sitting outside and sniffing the spring breeze like some kind of creature

Lmao that's right, you saw this very river last fall during the cleanup! Look how beeg it is now!

Congrats everyone it's now warm enough that I'm officially back on my bullshit and inflicting Nature Posting on y'all because I can finally go outside on walkies

Alternate view showing the backflow

3/3

There's a short ledge/drop right before the bridge ao the water is actually curling up and flowing backwards due to the sheer volume

2/

Yeah we've had a bit of snowmelt lately

1/

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A female cardinal sitting on a wooden and metal chair over some partially dead grass. Her beak is very vibrantly orange

Visited by a distinguished lady today

joining the mycelium network, you guys need anything?

Join us tomorrow night from 5:30-9:30 for a screening of the new documentary film, S-x Work: It’s Just a Job, at the Central Square Theater with special guest speaker @alexvitale.bsky.social

In collaboration with The Black Response, Transition House, & Impact Boston.

Torbie cat on a bed and tuxedo cat on the floor looking at each other

Torbie cat on a bed and tuxedo cat on the floor suddenly looking at the camera

Man takes photo of cats before and after being told it’s dry food snack time

Helping!

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Goddamn 👀

Several bottles of Mount Gay run on a store shelf

Rum is apparently also for the gays (no, I don't know why I have so many funny liquor pictures on my phone either)

A bottle of whiskey sitting in a shopping cart, prominently labeled Larceny

Be gay do crime! 🙌

These are excellent goals to have

wild to see so many quotes hinting that now that thaad is being removed "kim jong un could do the funniest thing ever"

pretty sure virtually all of y'all saying that don't have any skin or relatives' skins in the game, because yeah, a war on the peninsula is *so* *fucking* *funny* y'all

Oh no! Glad kitty had remained Contained

Cool find on my walk: tons of critter tunnels that were until very recently under a snow bank

I'm more of a "bees out knees out" guy. Once it's warm enough for pollinators I can start wearing shorts and dressing like a Kingdom Hearts character

Forcibly reminding myself that while it may in fact be 77 entire Freedomheit degrees outside, there are large piles of snow still present and wearing sandals to go on a walk is a Bad Idea

A small black fluffy cat sitting on a windowsill and looking outside intently. The window is only open high enough for her to fit while crouching

Opened the windows to take advantage of the warm weather and someone is excited about getting to Do Big Sneefs

Ig Nobels to move awards to Switzerland due to concern over US travel visas The annual ceremony of the Ig Nobels, a satirical award for scientific achievement, is normally held in the United States. This September it will take place in Zurich after organisers deemed the US “u...

It's come to this: The Ig Nobel Awards, presented at Harvard or MIT since the 1990s, is moving to Zurich because the US is not safe for foreign visitors
www.swissinfo.ch/eng/research...