I miss the old nutritional labels on foods that had more information

If you are jumping on the 10 year ago trend, you are just helping to train AI

If architecture needs to be explained, it’s not very successful

Would someone please write a new song for NYE?

Some things are hard to move on from. Especially when you have put in so much time and effort

Just the pitcher?

I’ll give you a topic. White chocolate isn’t really chocolate. Discuss…

When a long term stressor is finally gone, it leaves a void. The expectation is that, like a wound, you will heal. It actually feels more like an epic crater on the landscape of life. Filling the crater with something else is daunting and keeps the focus on the damaged area. Caution signs are better

On shoulder day, you only need to pee. Leg day might give you the squirts. Especially when you have too much pre- workout

Now is the time for creatives to make their own films, music, zines and clothes again. Be ready with the supply when the demand hits

An-vail-lo-pay

Well the National Endowment for the Arts just awarded me the Heisman Trophy

When the seats are the same size and configuration that they were in the 70s, we will act more civil. When jobs pay enough to afford nice clothes at reasonable prices, then we will dress up again

My mom said she should have divorced my dad when he gave her a vacuum for their first anniversary

Does this doorbell cam make me look fat?

Being LGBTQ is not a belief system. It’s like the hand you write with or the color of your eyes

It’s so strange that people go through their entire lives with a single hairstyle

I know what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger, but I don’t think I need further strengthening

Did they go blind?

This is why most gay men are feminists

Is the barbed wire on the outside or the inside?

Have you ever had a really good hair day, but no place to go? So you end up at the grocery store to get 2 things just in case you might see someone you know

T- Tequila
U - Uppercut
V- Vodka
W- Whiskey
X - Xanax
Y- Yokohama
Z - Zima

Obviously Oat Maids are milking

Do you ever feel like brushing your teeth before a zoom meeting so you don’t have bad breath?

Whilst

April Fools Day is very unpleasant for neurodivergent folks

Remember when blue clothes didn’t all match? There were purple blues, green blues, grey blues…

When you read a book and it is so good that you don’t want to start a new one because you want to stay in the feels

Baby got back taxes