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Toxicologist. Kid mom. Cat mom. Progressive. Weather nerd. Lake Superior Agate Hound.

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really weird how everything Kamala warned us would happen is happening

04.02.2025 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 9053 ๐Ÿ” 1275 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 348 ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

03.02.2025 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 38236 ๐Ÿ” 6199 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 574 ๐Ÿ“Œ 204

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

28.01.2025 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6661 ๐Ÿ” 638 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Trump Demands Bishop Apologize for Asking for Mercy for the Marginalized Donald Trump demanded an apology from Washington National Cathedral Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde after she asked him to show mercy to the marginalized.

If someone asking a powerful person to show kindness to those without power offends your Christianity, your Christianity would offend Jesus.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

22.01.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5933 ๐Ÿ” 1302 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 252 ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
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@thebutters.bsky.social

20.01.2025 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1308 ๐Ÿ” 172 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Same, girl. Same.

17.01.2025 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

16.01.2025 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 16094 ๐Ÿ” 1943 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 503 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186

Things that will give you a hangover before the age of 35: maybe alcohol

Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 35: alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, 4:30 meetings, fluorescent lighting, the news

14.01.2025 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1054 ๐Ÿ” 117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg to attend Trump's inauguration The three will be seated together on the inauguration platform with other prominent guests.

Welcome to the American Oligarchy

"Musk ranks No. 1, Bezos No. 2 and Zuckerberg No. 3, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index."

14.01.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 774 ๐Ÿ” 195 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Sometimes I feel like I am but a shepherd for little piles of things

07.01.2025 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 178 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the singular reason I stayed at the Bad Place as long as I did. SO excited to see more and more weather geeks coming over here. Hurray #mnwx!

19.12.2024 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Electing Chuck Schumer as Senate Minroty Leader confirms one thing. That the Dems didn't learn a damn thing from this past election.

03.12.2024 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 447 ๐Ÿ” 78 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
17.11.2024 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seems like if nominees for Attorney General and Director of National Intelligence can't withstand an FBI background check, that's a red flag

15.11.2024 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10998 ๐Ÿ” 2565 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 548 ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

I have watched this video at least 7 times since yesterday, moved to tears by the passion and power in her. If only our US politicians had a fraction of this moxie.

15.11.2024 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0