A screenshot from (then-)Twitter user @nswincidents, from 14 October 2012. It was deleted soon after it was posted. No idea why. “Two men shit outside home in Greenacre just after 1.20pm. One treated on scene and one taken to hospital. Police are investigating.”
Thinking about this critical incident once again.
Mysterious Roadworks!
The sunset over a train station building that’s mostly in shadow. One cloud is a particular striking orange against the other grey clouds and muted yellow and blue sky.
🔥
This evening’s ear worm (and also this week’s song on repeat care of a recently rediscovered MP3 player):
The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way
What do drugs, gambling, and sex have in common?
Well…
They’re all in this episode of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV.
Watch here ⤵️
youtu.be/uX1sd2GnmwY?...
"shE dIdn't hAvE tO wOrry AbOUt bEIn' F A T aNymOrE!!" good grief.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A bingo card titled “MICF BINGO 2026”. The card is a five by five grid, and each box contains a different item to check off. From top to bottom, left to right, the items are: - gratuitous musical number to showcase range - see a cooked late night show - crepe! - go to three shows in one night - fake text exchange as visual prop - joke about dating an AI - stand-up has a special lil outfit to perform in - “so I’m single…” - too many props? - see a solo debut - tech whoopsie - clown nudity - see Local Laws - buy some merch - joke that’s a thinly-veiled ask for coke - “the algorithm” mentioned - comedian clearly farming crowdwork for reels - beef between comedian and reviewer - see some sketch - full meal from 7-Eleven - see an act you’ve never seen - fee the vibe turn at 3am at the artist bar - “I’m (insert age here)” as a punchline - this live podcast is just two comedians turning their friendship into a job - whoops! Horny for some goofball!
It’s almost time for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, so for the ninth year running, I have made a bingo card for it.
I did not feel the earth move. :(
An acrylic on canvas painting on an easel. Two bottles - a dark, thin one and a tall, fatter and lighter one with a bluish bottom - are sitting on top of a cream-ish tablecloth with green stripes, and in front of a bluish-green cloth backdrop. Yet to be painted is a protea flower, with leaves and stem, that will be laying in front of the bottles.
Still life progress: a few things I'll need to patch up next week, but it's looking WAY better than I ever anticipated, omg.
#ArtSchool
So disappointed to hear Scott Morrison hasn’t met consequences over Robodebt. He never met consequences over Higgins, over Sportsrorts, over anything! How does he constantly get away with both being in charge but also taking no responsibility?
A black ink on white paper drypoint etching print of four wheelie bins, one laying on its back, outside a building on a city street.
Crown Street , Wollongong - 17 February 2026, 08:04
(drypoint etching, 2026)
#ArtSchool
I hate that this is becoming increasingly more likely
A black ink on white paper drypoint etching print of four wheelie bins, one laying on its back, outside a building on a city street.
Crown Street , Wollongong - 17 February 2026, 08:04
(drypoint etching, 2026)
#ArtSchool
This morning’s ear worm:
Image of Trump. Chaser Headline: "Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today"
There's always some shit going on with old mate.
Full article here: chaser.com.au/general-news...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Down an Agro rabbit hole and surprisingly his discography is reasonably deep. #RIPJamieDunn youtu.be/7lQJy47Uq34?...
RIP Jamie Dunn a.k.a Agro
A digitally drawn tarot card featuring Agro of Agro's Cartoon Connection sitting on a black box against a dark, purplish background and grinning to the viewer while holding a Wendy's Agro ice cream cone. In front of the box are cartoonish versions of both Ann-Maree Biggar and Crikey The Clown, looking somewhat less amused. The Roman numerals XV are written at the top of the card, and "The Devil" is written at the bottom.
A updated digitally drawn tarot card featuring Agro of Agro's Cartoon Connection sitting on a black box against an orange background and grinning to the viewer while holding a Wendy's Agro ice cream cone. In front of the box are cartoonish versions of both Ann-Maree Biggar and Crikey The Clown, looking somewhat less amused while having ice cream Agro heads float in front of them. The Roman numerals XV are written at the top of the card, and "The Devil" is written at the bottom.
XV - The Devil
First version (left) completed 11 May 2020; second version (right) completed 4 July 2022
(2/12)
Here's a chat I recorded with Jamie Dunn (Agro) in 2015 about the weetbix urban legend.
Vale.
A digital drawing of a fellow in a yellow shirt with a Wendy’s Agro ice cream for a head (complete with various lollies to make up his face), holding a waffle cone with actual Agro for its contents.
Agro, with Agro.
(completed ca. February 2021, reposted March 2026 because I am a heartbroken 90s kid.)
Will you ever do comfest again?
It’s very unlikely, tbh.
I’m nowhere near as into stand-up/AusComedy as I used to be, and I certainly cannot justify the cost of shows, travel and accommodation these days.
But. Never say never…
The view from a train window somewhere along the Sydney Trains South Coast Line (SCO), featuring numerous piles of wrecked cars between some trees and the grass.
Enjoying the morning commute along the picturesque SCO 🥰🥰
What if we made new, original sci fi instead. Like, just a thought, from someone with a rave reviewed, award winning, original sci fi show you haven't seen yet because instead of backing original properties (the approach that GAVE US Firefly) studios will only greenlight stuff like Firefly reboots
Feeling like I’m coming down with an unspecified lurgy, AMA ngl.link/qoifoog
This week’s album on repeat: scatteredorder.bandcamp.com/album/profes...
The view from a train window somewhere along the Sydney Trains South Coast Line (SCO), featuring numerous piles of wrecked cars between some trees and the grass.
Enjoying the morning commute along the picturesque SCO 🥰🥰
