Slime 💚🧪

Squidward from SpongeBob staring out his window to find Spingebob and Patrick running happily together having fun

Me because my besties are both on vacation in Japan and Korea respectively and I’m just chilling in the US in an opposite time zone.

Poopoo and to that end, peepee. And also? Fart.

Being put in that Pokémon healing machine would fix me I bet

I forgot the alt text sorry: Morgan Jay the comedian in stage wearing an orange Astros shirt and white shirt under that with jeans with a cameraman man and guitarist on the side

I got to see Morgan Jay tonight. I got seats on the edge and he didn’t run past my aisle not once 🙄😞

“Girrrlll” is gender neutral and I’ll die on this hill

Magical girl transformation but I turn into a beanie baby frog

I am but a singular packing peanut in the box of the universe

How will I know AO3 is down? Don’t worry the entire internet is going to tell me on every social media I’m on.

So no one was gonna tell me a game where you play as a dinosaur who fights other dinosaurs with a sword was going to be releasing this year?

An emotional support cigarette during these trying times doesn’t count

*Posts one thing and likes a few posts* Alright that’s enough socializing for the day.

I know you can’t win them all but I would like to win at least one

I love that lol

Big full moon save me save me big moon

I accidentally turned on my front facing camera and I might need to end my life sorry

Seeing Softcult and Lights tonight 🤩

Literally, if I could fight past me I would

I have a “I’ll do that tomorrow” energy that tomorrow me resents

I had a dream where I spent about 30 minutes trying to remember how many “I know” you’re supposed to sing in the song Ain’t No Sunshine. So. Happy Friday!

You don’t have to be a wolf to howl sadly at the moon.

😭 the way id use a strainer just to drink it lmao

The coziest. I don’t need to feel like I’m being interrogated no big lights allowed only cozy.

A picture of small lights and lamps against a black background with the words “women just want ambient lighting”

Big light is outlawed

My roommate told me I act like a theater kid when I’m high and I had an incredibly valid crash out about it me thinks.

Nothing like trying to go to sleep with my thoughts going at 97mph

And it’s okay it’s past midnight for me it’s 10pm in California and it still works for them. Thanks.

Happy Valentines to my PS5. My one and only. The one who has stuck by my side. My everything. It’s you and me forever(and all future models).

Hell yeah alternate me probably colored her hair purple like I always wanted to

I hope alternative universe me is enjoying not living in this absolute nightmare