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Isn't he the one that went on a podcast and talked about the drugs and sex parties? He's a rat 🐀

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

There are so many penalties imposed by society for being the kind of person who drives a Cybertruck.

- You’re fined $80,000

- You have to drive a Cybertruck

- Everyone sees you driving a Cybertruck

- The word “Cybertruck” is a central part of your life

- You become That Cybertruck Person

As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says 'Fool me once, shame on . . . shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again'"

I was just talking about this with my husband last night! No one considers criticism of the Nazi regime to be anti-Christian, and yet Christianity was a large part of the Nazi platform.

As long as it's an actual progressive and not a corporate dem like fucking Gavin, I'll be happy

Daydreaming about an AOC / Secretary Pete ticket, and the visual of "Ocasio-Cortez / Buttigieg" made me chuckle.

High Net Worth Individual is the most hilarious coinage of the new gilded age. Like, as a High Net Worth Individual, I have to say...it is pretty weird that we needed a politically correct, four-word term for "wealthy."

LEAKED: First attack ad against Kat Abughazaleh

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

What, do you suppose, is up with his legs that he's always wearing jeans?

Part of me knows this is dumb but I never felt so defeated as the day I had to give up my TikTok. They took my happy place and now I feel lost

We have to address the donkey in the room. It’s not just Republicans who got us here.

We need to hold our party accountable if we want any progress.

I would like to go ahead and take this to the extreme and say if you don't have any native American DNA you can't be president

"Vote blue no matter who" works better after your chosen candidate has been nominated, you freaks. "Vote Gavin Newsom Because He's The Once And Future King" exposes the whole manipulative game the Dems have played for years

So, you know. Please keep doing it

As someone who has not been following the story, the Colbert thing makes me think Talarico is a plant.

I recently abandoned TikTok and miss the niche dramas so could you please share so I can get a secondhand fix? 😂

If they reinstated the fairness doctrine today, who would get to decide what's true?

I feel like we're in the era of digital expansionism. They already have all the physical land so now they're buying up digital landscapes. Or I'm just bitter because they took my TikTok 😢

This made me think of that lady journalist in (I want to say India) when the power suddenly went out and it took all they could do to get her out of there in one piece

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Excuse me but clearly JK Rowling is Sutter Cane. She even had that weird shit growing on her walls

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

Oh my bad, haha, I misunderstood! 😵 I totally forgot about Kamal's book tour. I feel silly! Okay, then we are in full agreement!

You are absolutely right, she doesn't belong in that group because she hasn't run for president yet. But I have to say, I was never a big fan of hers until last year. Her and Bernie were the first ones out of the gate after orange Julius was reelected and she hasn't backed down.

AOC has also been fighting 💪🏼

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

As a rule I only donate to candidates I can vote for but @katmabu.bsky.social is actually doing good stuff so I'm tempted to make an exception

Klobuchar: "There have been three killings since the beginning of the year, and two have been committed by federal agents"

Ossoff: "POTUS called for this man [Mark Kelly] to be hanged. A combat veteran, naval aviator, astronaut, senator. He demanded his execution bc he stated a principle enshrined in uniform code of military justice. If we become numb to that we lose sight of how extraordinary our obligations are."