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How about introducing a bill to increase federal spending on a clean energy transition you stupid stupid motherfuckers

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

"No one wants to see a feminist spin on Frankenstein" is a thing I actually just read.

Every day the economic experts get up and are like “we think today is the day the racists will use logic”

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

No offense to Tropicana but I preferred Angela.

There is absolutely zero explanation for hitting targets like this unless your objective is to destroy any possibility of normal life and produce mass civilian death. Completely unjustifiable and another war crime. We saw this thirty years ago in Iraq.

So, do you existential dread here often?

-me, flirting

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

See also: Going on stupid hikes and doing stupid exercise for my stupid mental health.

Also, if you can't get on board with woo woo shit, then just know that mindfulness meditation has cognitive neuroscience behind it.

finally read uncle vanya, one more thing i can chekhov my bucket list

So the US asked Israel to launch the attack on Iran [which the two countries planned together], in order to give the US war dubious legal cover. Once Israel attacked, Iran was likely to retaliate against the US, ergo US attack on Iran is defensive. QED.

Suez, the slapstick version.

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

I would feel sorry for you but then I realized you live in a blue state. The weather is great in Alabama right now. Everything else, not so much.

This is bad news for everyone in the South, and really bad news for low-income trans folks. The surgeons getting pushed out of university hospitals will move to private practice and while SOME people will still get trans surgeries covered by insurance, those on Medicaid won’t.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people

Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people https://aje.news/mzgbb9

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

I've been informed that David Ellison has imprisoned the Animaniacs

I’m not built for this

*gestures at everything*

fleeing isn't an option for a majority of people in unsafe locations for a variety of reasons (including but not limited to jobs, money, etc.). here's an organization for my state. please consider supporting the trans folks in your state who can't leave, too.

transtexas.org

I’m sitting at a table on the Fox 32 debate stage holding my hand high in the air. My opponents, Daniel Biss and Laura Fine, are talking to each other. The chyron reads, “SUPPORT FOR PALESTINE”

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

friend: do you want to go for a run?
me: from what?

This is also a story about caste! Hindutva apologists are far more likely to buy into this kind of MAGA-adjacent eugenicist horseshit if they are also caste supremacists! (Special fuck you to Gavin Newsom for vetoing the bill that would have banned caste discrimination in California.)

My 14-year old niece has to watch it and write an essay for school. Pretty sure that's child abuse.

I don't let my social media platforms define what kind of loser I am

There's always a sometimes unstated/sometimes stated "I will break her into a tradwife" aspect to this for a lot of these men