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Noley Guacamole🥑

@nickitikki

I like to KICK - STRETCH - and KICK… I’m 50! Not bitter. Seasoned. Raised on MTV, sarcasm, and not sharing my feelings.

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Watching’Black Sabbath’ (1963) and caught this. Doesn’t really work the same nowadays…💀

And yes, that is Boris Karloff. 🧛‍♂️

13.03.2026 21:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Friday the 13th 🔪

13.03.2026 16:46 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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The song…😭😂🦋

13.03.2026 01:25 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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💅

12.03.2026 21:20 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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🍎🍌

12.03.2026 08:05 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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🤔😆

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
The Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight (Official Music Video)
The Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO

youtu.be/NOG3eus4ZSo

Love this one. 🌜

11.03.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some alpha male dude bro told me I'm too old to be wearing nose rings....
so I just got 2 more colors in the mail. 😁🖕

09.03.2026 22:34 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman in a green sweater is smiling and saying me too girl ALT: a woman in a green sweater is smiling and saying me too girl
09.03.2026 21:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just assume everything is AI now, myself included.

09.03.2026 21:00 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

My patience has two settings: zero and ‘don’t test me.'

09.03.2026 21:45 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

oh my gob, yum! Bet it smelled amazing!

08.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
311 - All Mixed Up (Official 4K Video)
311 - All Mixed Up (Official 4K Video) YouTube video by 311VEVO

youtu.be/JjTjtJDZomw?...

😎💅

08.03.2026 21:27 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a police ice vest ALT: a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a police ice vest
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😅😫

06.03.2026 05:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Dessert is served.

04.03.2026 20:16 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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😃

05.03.2026 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Seriously though

05.03.2026 04:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I hope this is a joke.

🙈🙉🙊

04.03.2026 02:47 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A week long celebration of dad jokes, call it The Paternity Fest

03.03.2026 19:01 👍 98 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0
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🤔

03.03.2026 22:52 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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😶‍🌫️💚

03.03.2026 05:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

02.03.2026 05:27 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0