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Plant and Critter lover, High school (7-12) science teacher, He/him/'yall,

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Salticid boy with a blue-grey face and bright eyes, pale legs, peering up at you from a dry leaf

Salticid boy with a blue-grey face and bright eyes, pale legs, peering up at you from a dry leaf

Mr Maevia intermedia, a handsome pale blue-grey leggy boy found in our savannahs. Shy, and very likely they see you much more than you see them
#EmotionalSupportSpood

14.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Silly little meme
 heading is "sorry I'm booked all weekend" 
 Friday the 13th 
 a picture of a knife and a picture of a guy in a hockey mask 
 Saturday March 14th Pi Day 
a picture of a knife and a steaming freshly baked pie 
Sunday March the Ides of March   a picture of a knife and a guy in a toga RIP Caesar

Silly little meme heading is "sorry I'm booked all weekend" Friday the 13th a picture of a knife and a picture of a guy in a hockey mask Saturday March 14th Pi Day a picture of a knife and a steaming freshly baked pie Sunday March the Ides of March a picture of a knife and a guy in a toga RIP Caesar

14.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

A school nurse I worked with would catch one on scotch tape and tape it to the note so the parents couldn't deny it.

14.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should ask the nurse and give her a container for next time. Promise prints in exchange?

14.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chaperoning a middle school dance. Witness me.

14.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Faster than a speeding bullet."

I love watching border collies work.

13.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1656 πŸ” 441 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 120

Finally, a counterpoint to one of my own

14.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

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13.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻πŸ§ͺ

12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 4318 πŸ” 1207 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 93
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The Alfalfa Fallacy There are no "obvious" solutions to the Colorado River crisis

"fallacy" is a weird word to use. the actual conclusion is that yeah, raising cattle feed in the desert is fuckin stupid and wasteful as shit, it's just our hyper anachronistic legal system prevents obviously correct decisions

www.landdesk.org/p/the-alfalf...

12.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11

My best advice for enjoying working parenthood is to lower your housekeeping standards and then lower them again

13.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

2lb green cabbage cored and thickly sliced, 1lb uncooked italian sausage. spread 1/3 cabbage in buttered dish, 1/2 meat on top, salt, pepper, dot with butter. repeat. top with remaining cabbage and butter, cover and bake 2 hours at 300, check, if very liquidy uncover, cook 30 minutes more

01.02.2025 23:40 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

Why is animal print almost exclusively big cat patterns when these creatures exist?

13.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 334 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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My uranium glazed gravy boat in its school safe enclosure
πŸ§ͺ

13.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

*God making the handfish*

Handfish: please stop why are you doing this

13.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a great photo of a musician

13.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 51
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Sphagnum palustre and girgensohnii #moss #bryophyte

11.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moss. I feel deeply in my soul that I might run away into the woods and cultivate moss - beautiful and diverse.

13.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chromoskedacity / Chromoskedasic - A medium generates apparent colors due to the size of the particles differentially scattering the wavelengths of light.

13.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for summer and all the curious little jumping spiders. They love investigating new stuff in their environment. Had to let this one get tired of looking over the sheet metal. Large hole is 1/4", small 1/8". Bitty.

12.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got an excellent little spood, an Emerald Jumping Spider, I think. I am not alt-texting the video because I usually have to try three times before it takes. It's cute, wiggles its palps, and has iridescent green coloring. Anyone know how to crop vid previews correctly? #spiders #entosky #inverts

26.06.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Got a father-in-law with dementia and memory loss and this hits accurate.

12.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sphagnum austinii with green and red S. rubellum #moss #bryophyte

05.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sandhill Crane profile eye in the sky #birds

12.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Tweet by @TheChiefNerd inclusing an interview with Sam Altman.

The text in the Tweet says:
SAM ALTMAN: β€œWe see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

Screenshot of a Tweet by @TheChiefNerd inclusing an interview with Sam Altman. The text in the Tweet says: SAM ALTMAN: β€œWe see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever.

It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

12.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 5879 πŸ” 2371 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 247
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 7428 πŸ” 2081 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 149
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Sphagnum affine and angermanicum #moss #bryophyte

12.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Dear Tilly Norwood: Some Blunt Advice, Actress to β€œActress,” From Betty Gilpin The Emmy-nominated actor and author pens an open letter to the AI avatar that's got Hollywood in a tizzy.

Always a thrill to read an essay by Betty Gilpin www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

09.10.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 12
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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI β€˜Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academicsβ€”without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

www.wired.com/story/gramma...

11.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 8000 πŸ” 2432 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 207

See also @thalkowski.bsky.social !

12.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2