Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock)

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

More credence to the “everyone is 12 now” theory. You play baseball, you fucking dorks. Get over yourselves.

“To the old men yelling at a proverbial cloud about this, I hear you. Nobody is arguing that ending was ‘ethical basketball.’ I’m simply here to say, who cares?”

Amen, @bennettdurando.bsky.social. Anyone ”offended” by this is a dull, joyless scold. I agree with your take here. 💯

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

Boy, this special little guy sure is having a grand old time curating his federal law enforcement fantasy camp.

I live to be disappointed, but I have to think even many of the dumbest Americans are getting #SickOfThisShit.

Can you imagine what a fucking tool you have to be, to be proud of gouging music fans on behalf of a giant corporation? Like, you know you don’t get to keep that money yourself, right? You fucking dork.

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

Well knock me over with a fucking feather. You don't say!

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

Lu Dort, navigating screens

The dirtiest mfer in the league. Just a disgusting hatchet man.

Lu Dort is the absolute dirtiest motherfucker in the league. Who swings their arm like that for any reason? He can eat the biggest, wettest bag of shit.

It’s been brought to my attention that the Thunder have a Jalen Williams and a Jaylin Williams.

Please shoot this team into the fucking sun.

I gotta learn how to take better photos because as a fellow member of the J & K club, I’d like to feature my own beautiful wife more.

And the flopping! My god the flopping! They play like they’re about to relegated.

I have grown to despise the Thunder so, so much. Just an entire team of dirty, smug, Eddie Haskell-ass punks. Fuck Lu Dort. Fuck Jaylin Williams. And double fuck the refs most of all who have let these pricks get away with murder for far too long.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I cannot wait for Polis’s term to end

I know we're living in rancid times and I hate that TV is just mirroring that

The angle of "the Iran strikes are bad bc they didn't ask Congress for permission" reminds me of the Norm Macdonald bit about people saying "the hypocrisy" of Bill Cosby's actions was "the worst part." Macdonald:"I disagree. I think all the raping was the worst part."

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

'The Pitt's' Rape Kit Storyline is Quietly Revolutionary The show’s real-time storytelling gives viewers a startling look at a process rarely captured on TV.

One thing I appreciate about The Pitt is its thoughtfulness in using the real-time format to reframe the tropes of the medical drama. The past two episodes' painstaking account of a sexual assault exam is a remarkable example.

OKC is pretty easily the dirtiest team in the NBA. Kind of astonished that they get so many flowers when they're really the opposite of the "beautiful game".

He is one dirty player. Glad he was tossed.

Meanwhile Jalen Williams has done everything to Jokic except outright punch him in the fucking face

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Ohmigod. I may never stop laughing.