Matt Sampson

everything sucks right now so here’s a photo of my fucking adorable one eyed dog

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

I’d love your power ranking of the bottom five

Isometric fanart of multiple Majima Everywhere encounters from Yakuza Kiwami. Majima runs into Kiryu in different parts of a Kamurocho street corner in various disguises or hiding spots. Goromi, Hannya-Man, and 24-Hour Cinderella are among Majima's disguises.

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza

I appreciate that you transformed me from a non-baseball fan into a Blue Jays fan 🫡

this is one of those situations where people could take a lot of their ideas from Sports Twitter. When OpenAI collapses I better see Altman's replies filled with links to job applications at T-Mobile stores like he's a Browns QB who just threw three picks

You're not macho by hitting your own players. Be better football

This is not a metaphor

a man in a red jacket and white shirt is screaming and saying `` i hate you '' on a golf course . ALT: a man in a red jacket and white shirt is screaming and saying `` i hate you '' on a golf course .

Super Bowl XXV wide right with 27 seconds left, Amazon? Really!?

Happy Birthday Mina! We share a birthday so hope yours is excellent

Entering today, NFL teams that scored 40+ points and led by 15+ after three quarters were 772-0.

Now 772-1. #BillsMafia

Teams scoring 40+ points are 1,694-46-1 all time (.973). 2 of the losses have come in Bills last 5 regular season games (also a 48-42 win vs Lions in Week 15 last season)

You Gotta BILLieve !!

99.1% Baltimore win probability with 1:48 in the fourth, per ESPN

Me plz if you like Football Doodles 🙂 💙💚💙💚 @minakimes.bsky.social

Tre White can have both my ankles, my knees, my hips, my neck, my back, my bussy, my crack, whatever's left of my liver, either or both intestines, my cock, my lungs, my spinal fluid, and whatever's left of my marriage

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

The hypocrisy of JK Rowling in under one minute.

We stand with @adamzyglis.bsky.social
#ProtectFreePress

God bless Boomer.

Perfect

@kellyfakename.bsky.social Check out this stunning bird

Great article Matt. Always appreciate your cover and Go Bills!

Twitter users who have not followed a new account since November 2024 logging on to Bluesky to post “what y’all doing” followed by “this place is dead” every two months

Someday in the year of our lord 2030

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

TRE WHITE GOALIE ACADEMY IS BACK BABEYYYY

Business frog saves the economy

Good job business frog!

#art #frogart