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fuck off matthew 25:45 is my entire politics get some dignity. I am no longer asking Former EMS

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A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

way beside the point but i am kind of slack jawed about boats this big (four them!) carried on yet another even bigger big boat

10.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 4

wait did something happen where they're not on the same team?

whatever, god bless the silliest baseball team

10.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no this is the worst thing ever

accidentally taking jokes from penny arcade, I mean,

10.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
    Panel 1

{Gabe is talking to the clerk.}
Gabe: My laptop gets really hot.
Clerk: Well, it would. It's dissipating heat.
Gabe: Yeah, but it melted my scrotum.

    Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is standing on Tycho's left. Clerk is off panel.}
Gabe: Using this Macbook is like putting my dick in a George Foreman Grill. Okay? It's like making a penis panini.
Clerk: You're exaggerating.
Gabe: I'm not! Look!

    Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe is showing his Macbook in Tycho's face. Tycho's face is melting and his scalp is on fire.}
Tycho: NOOOOOOOO

Panel 1 {Gabe is talking to the clerk.} Gabe: My laptop gets really hot. Clerk: Well, it would. It's dissipating heat. Gabe: Yeah, but it melted my scrotum. Panel 2 {Scene change. Gabe is standing on Tycho's left. Clerk is off panel.} Gabe: Using this Macbook is like putting my dick in a George Foreman Grill. Okay? It's like making a penis panini. Clerk: You're exaggerating. Gabe: I'm not! Look! Panel 3 {Scene change. Gabe is showing his Macbook in Tycho's face. Tycho's face is melting and his scalp is on fire.} Tycho: NOOOOOOOO

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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None. Not even one.

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 13

they're calling it the most yoshi's island game since yoshi's island

10.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how'd you read the OP and come up with this conclusion

if iran had nukes they wouldn't be getting bombed

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill

10.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 604 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

given they completely lack empathy, yes. they cannot imagine the room outside the one they're currently in

10.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vibecession Forever @ghazellebern... β€’ 1d
It turns out everyone was listening when you all were saying Democrats are worse than ICE.
Maybe stop?
Subscribe to Radio... @kleinm... β€’ 1d
Gavin Newsom is as popular as ICE right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/
202..

Vibecession Forever @ghazellebern... β€’ 1d It turns out everyone was listening when you all were saying Democrats are worse than ICE. Maybe stop? Subscribe to Radio... @kleinm... β€’ 1d Gavin Newsom is as popular as ICE right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/ 202..

God it’s so fucking funny to blame Gavin Newsoms polling on people criticising him for his unpopular and horrifying policies. β€œWhy don’t you stupid bastards just bury your heads in the sand!?”

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

why would we stop when it's working??

10.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"two things happened and it can only be one" says who. why can't it just be they're a bunch of pedophiles that also had compromising evidence of them being pedophiles hanging over their heads in case they thought of doing something not evil

10.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The German Experiment That Placed Foster Children with Pedophiles With the approval of the government, a renowned sexologist ran a dangerous program. How could this happen?

Also West Germany had literally a CIA-backed Operation that stole disabled foster children and gave them to Child Sexual Abusers

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

10.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

babylon 5 is the better show but ds9 definitely had the better characters

character. garak is the best character

10.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

muppetmaxxing...

10.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brazzers prout? when did they get philsophical?

10.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DROP THAT MEME AGAIN BABYY

10.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
10.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 790 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

just stuck my dick in a panini press, i’m now ribbed for your pleasure

10.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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"Never write an empassionate response when a mere 'lol' would suffice."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

10.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hnadible lectern

10.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If this guy isn't "WHAT ARE THOSE"d irl by the end of the week the "free press" is officially dead

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah this is exactly where my mind went but these guys are such freaks he probably thinks it has magic powers or some shit who knows

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cassie is literally one of the best posters on here and more importantly a ray of light in a dogshit world, to victims and trans people. personally, she's made me feel way less alone during a very isolating and scary time in my life and country.

free cassie now

10.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

fucking rape culture ass website. free cassie

10.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0