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A little review of our last ME war as we start a new one:
www.reuters.com/news/picture...

old text (2025) on an even older photo (2003), but very current

A U.S. Navy Hospital Corpsman, assigned to the 1st Marine Division, holds an Iraqi child in central Iraq, March 29, 2003. Confused front line crossfire ripped apart an Iraqi family after local soldiers appeared to force civilians towards positions held by U.S. Marines. REUTERS/Damir Sagolj

"We were told we were fighting terrorists; the real terrorist was me."
Mike Prysner, American soldier

What’s your kink?

- asking for a fiend.

Ahem

state cutout of North Dakota with "METH. WE'RE ON IT." on it

BOROWITZ: Now that Kristi Noem has been consigned to the gravel pit of history, let’s take one last look at her finest achievement as governor of South Dakota: the state’s anti-drug slogan that she approved. (I swear this is real.)
@borowitzreport.bsky.social

THEY LOVE SAYING "RESPECT THE TROOPS," RIGHT UP UNTIL A MARINE STANDS UP AND SAYS, "NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FOR ISRAEL." THEN SUDDENLY THE SAME PEOPLE SCREAMING ABOUT "PATRIOTISM," ARE THE ONES PUTTING HIM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN ARM. @MHTruthUltra

Men will do ANYTHING to avoid couples counseling.

You know what they say, bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity

Just checking in to make sure everything is still stupid.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

Donald Trump cannot be trusted to lead America into war. He is unaccountable to America. He is lawless. He only seeks conflict to cover up for his failures.

Congress must step up, reassert its power, and represent the American people.

We do not want another forever war.

I agree completely with RFK Jr: Republicans should ban coffee and donuts. Have at it. Be my guest. I can't see any way that would be a problem for Republicans. Good luck!

Yesterday these men killed four times as many elementary schoolers as the Sandy Hook shooter. pic: Donald Trump, Bibi Netanyahu

The Suicide Squad (2021)
dir. James Gunn

Shia Muslims make up 95% of Iran.

They make up almost 40% of the entire Middle East.

Trump wasn’t the first POTUS gutsy enough to consider assassinating the Ayatollah.

He was the first POTUS dumb enough to do it.

Especially without a plan to handle the blowback.

Remember when MAGA told us we weren't the world's police force? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

DEFINITELY this one, but most of the others will be enlisted in Daddy's new pet project.

TWO WEEKS LATER... (in Spongebob voice)

American taxpayers paid his private slush fund $10B for "Peace"

What if we just used ICE logic for the Epstein Files? Just round up anyone who was remotely mentioned or connected and keep them in concentration camps until we can figure out if they actually committed a "crime" or not? We can just snatch anyone who even looks or sounds like they might hurt children and throw them in there too. -I'm Just Me, Mmmkay! threads.com/@imjustmemmmkay

🔥🔥🔥 beautiful!

To those indulging my nerdy side, my captures from last night. The moon (Waxing Gibbous phase), M45 (The Pleiades cluster), and M81/M82 (the perpendicular galaxy pair).

Just a reminder that the Defense Secretary overseeing this war is a drunk with a glam squad on speed dial.

He REALLY doesn't want the Epstein Files released.

While they make this all about the death of one man, let it not be lost that a school of girls and teachers were killed because two wealthy and corrupt countries want regime change, more money, and new real estate.

How do you see those words and think it's a joke?

cat-like critter with a few extra eyes with text: "im so fkn amgry at the gob dam goverment"

Powerful

that was terrible. he wants to GAGA.
Give Americans Gout Again