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@vaisforstoners

Dad and Veteran. Chicago native living in the Mid-Atlantic. Don’t be a dick. Love beaches, bonfires, bourbon, and blunts. With the occasional reading of Dante.

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You too? 😂

22.01.2025 18:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now

Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok?

Ok. Now back to shitposting

21.01.2025 12:05 👍 527 🔁 72 💬 14 📌 3
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Good morning dudes and dudettes! We survived Monday, but the war isn’t over.

Get out there and kick some ass today

21.01.2025 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going home and getting stoned 🤘

20.01.2025 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I’m trying to find and/or grow that weed that instantly makes you smile, happy, productive, and increases orgasms by 437%

Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶‍🌫️ 💨

20.01.2025 19:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I see your comments about being disheartened by [gestures at everything] and the feeling that you need to take a break.

I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.

20.01.2025 16:50 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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Bar is organized, inventory has been taken, good to go for next weekend!

20.01.2025 17:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Work. More work, and then some work! 😂

20.01.2025 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Elle!!!! How ya been darling?

20.01.2025 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know fascism is coming for us all thats why im being a slut online while I can

20.01.2025 17:38 👍 83 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
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Bored on a Monday. What’s new?

20.01.2025 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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You have my support.

20.01.2025 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤫🤣🤣

15.01.2025 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning dudes and dudettes!!!

14.01.2025 11:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m *watching weather forecast* wild and crazy tonight

14.01.2025 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the guy who invented waking up was a real piece of shit

13.01.2025 14:37 👍 127 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 1

Just because I’m doing dry January doesn’t mean I can’t go hunting

11.01.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Friday and stay warm! 🥶 ❄️

10.01.2025 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I bet we could have some fun with this panoramic roof.

10.01.2025 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kiddo has regionals today for public speaking. So proud of her!

09.01.2025 17:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Grab her hips and fuck her back.

09.01.2025 03:26 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Sooooooo so badly

09.01.2025 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Thursday dudes and dudettes!!!!

Your motivational pep talk for today.

09.01.2025 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alright, I’m off to bed. Goodnight dudes and dudettes

09.01.2025 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My bourbon is taunting me.

09.01.2025 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a lonnnnng ass day. Not a bad one, but fuck what a long day 😂

09.01.2025 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t talk, making plans to do nothing. Sorry

08.01.2025 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey hey! Good to see ya 😊

08.01.2025 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0