Listeria, e Coli, Salmonella, et. al, always get a vote
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Listeria, e Coli, Salmonella, et. al, always get a vote
Took my Peruvian MIL to the aquarium with the kids and got a ceviche based review of the inhabitants
May those who love us, love us; And for those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts; And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He give them ill fitting shoes, So we will know them by the clomping
If you think about the fact that Cato - the younger, both both - was a fascist, aristocratic piece of shit - it makes what they do easier to understand
Bravo
Which face does the leopard eat first?
A Cuban MAGA superfan who tattooed Trump’s face on his neck now faces deportation.
What is the going rate for a used Nobel Prize?
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For those unfamiliar with malort, here is a good introduction
More like the floor of the holding cell
Very convoluted weight joke.
FoodStuff December 15. Gonna be a lean Xmas this year, kids. Prices up & healthcare increases haven’t kicked in yet. Too many Korean Coffee shops & not enough cows. An imminent feta shortage, bowl restaurants are screwed, drinking down but the cocktails are classic.
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Don't see Tomacco
Cabinet slumber party
Okay. A little more coffee before I do something that isn't drinking coffee.
FoodStuff November 30, 2025. Shaking off the tryptophan. Evergreen content like inflation, tariffs & food-borne illness. But we can help lift depression, avoid dementia & shop for Christmas. And enjoy our AI generated image that doesn't make a lick of sense
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The extra R in Beverly is for... ribilicious? Misspelling notwithstanding, Sander's is the bomb.
The rich are probably gamy and stringy and like any such meats would benefit from slow, low cooking. Thus, the new slogan: "Sous vide the rich"
FoodStuff November 15. A world of food full of contradiction & conflict: Amazon & Whole Foods, Italians & pasta, Italians & tomato sauce, Ben & Jerry's, Chipotle & youth, carnivore diets, sweeteners & weight loss, chefs who rob banks. But there's always Costco. Enjoy.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
They are counting the crows that count
I have used it effectively for speeches. If I practiced more it would be easier but I don't. As it is it requires a lot of concentration and effort.
FoodStuff October 31. The guys at Terrible Maps have nothing on AI. I found a map in The Kitchen, w/ most popular dinner by state. Pozole is the most popular dinner in KY, KS & ID? Speatzle in IL? Something called Lasagna Soup in FL? Anyway, other food stuff. Enjoy!
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Affluent, lily white, historically republican Lagrange IL. A crowd equaling 25% of town population.
FoodStuff October 15. Things herein to make you cranky: The Cracker Barrel 'controversy,' Inflation (duh), clickbait articles in the Atlantic, Matcha, radioactive shrimp, Dirty Martinis, ubiquitous tipping & renaming the brand Maxwell Apartment. But fun stuff too!
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You are the dumbest, most easily fooled motherfucker in the world
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
Yogi Berra could have gone (been carried into) to the premiere of Turandot
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
The word of the day is tact, you losers
Source: The New York Times
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FoodStuff October 1. New bi-monthly format as weekly publication offends my indolence. Info on many things - plastics, chemicals, microorganisms, lead - that don't belong in your body. LOTS of alcohol, this issue, likely driven by the state of the world. Enjoy!
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