Layt nyt taco snkee pleeze! Maebe two salmon taco an a margareteeta fur de mombe. If it too laet mi unnerstand.

I saw this on Reddit. This is the stupid humor I love.

Mi wud find a wae to eat all de treet but not de medee sin. Hehe 😼. Mombe mix wif mi fav fishe oil an skwert in mi mouf. Betor den playn.

Lulu mayk eggselent fluffee loaf.

If you ever order anything from #Target, you need to hear this. #CatsOfBluesky

Veree elegent paws!

Not de phone! Paw paw ratski.

Amatuers

Perfekt shramp 10/10. 🍤🍤

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Maebe use a fan? Adough yuz luk kwite gomfy.

Yea, mi deside if mi be pik up. Usually mi crawl to de shoulder.

Yay! Der is hope fur de werld now dat yuz bak.

I hav made a veddio to commemorate reachng 50 thousends of frends, sownd on pleez

Oh Gonzo, yuz fill mi heart wif hams. Mombe iz a Gonzobongo fan too.

Iz diz a transformer?

Oh! fanks so mush. Sumhow mi miss de weekend. Guess mi need to start again!

It's obrr! But mi jus woke up frum mi nap.

Maebee dat wye mi sleeb on chest. Mi wanted fuds. Hehe 😸

Iz a mysteree. 🙀😹

Yuz cud sell them on Etsy or Threadless (more hands off).

Yuz sniff sniff so keut. Now mombe sae she will investigat where to get snorb.

Veree fun to moob frum bed to bed. 😹

Maebe Auggie or Jake or Joe know.

Hehe. Who say old cat can't lern new tricks? 😹

Fanks, mi really lyk beink a cat 😸

Maebee open u portal? Mi don noe dee tinks, but mi be watchink.

Mi heer he lyk all animoes.

Spring! It hab arribed.

Gud mornee. Mi sleeb on mombe chest. Den she canna moob. Hehe

Ahh so nis, de relaks leggies.