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I'm into BTS and ass whooping, and BTS is FREE. she/her. https://kickthebeat.carrd.co/

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I don’t even have to break a scoring record to disrespect the memory of Kobe Bryant. Work smarter not harder

11.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Iconic | The American Outlaws Something iconic is coming. 03.11.26

Did @inastraightline.bsky.social and I both buy these shoes within five minutes of the email about their release? iconic.theamericanoutlaws.com

Do you even have to ask? Of course

11.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we deserve what we’ve got coming to us

10.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know shit about shit, but I still know crypto is a scam AND this movie looks great?!! ben, let me put your book on my to-read list right now because this movie will not come to small town NC, but I will see it asap

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-maxxing is an insufferable suffix that is impressed upon us in order for us to increase our productivity. Destroy this insidious mathematical lens by removing it from your vocabulary, take back your words

10.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9017 πŸ” 2501 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 176
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14352 πŸ” 4302 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 44

screaming into a pillow

08.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ANYWAY if you have any recs for queer medieval-esque knights and kings shit, let me know, I'm dying over here

08.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but I MUST read it and I MUST attend bc there's a person there who EVERY TIME has singled ME out to say, if this isn't what you typically read why do you bother to come???? (bc I said that ONE TIME) and now I must read and attend AND BE ENGAGED, if only to annoy this person, my enemy in my head

08.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my tiny local book stores has a ~~ romance after dark ~~ book club and the book to read for March is a "dark why choose romance" and babes, I'm so tired, I do not give a shit about heterosexual reverse harem porn with a group of bad boy brothers

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have ten books out from the library and two book club books I need to read and instead I'm combing my Kindle and goodreads for a book that'll remind me of the niche gay fanfictions I want to be reading instead, real capital city problems sort of shit

08.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and I will come to you, bc YOOOOOOOOU, old friend, do not need the Wilbur of it all

07.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you can come thru for the cookout if you bring a dish, a non-alcoholic beverage AND you're okay with a 65lb dog who WILL jump on you, I'm sorry, we're still working on it

07.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
grubby hairy white lady legs with birks on her feets on a grubby outdoor couch, on a back deck, looking at a covered smoker and a grill. there is a brown grey pitbull laying next to the couch.

grubby hairy white lady legs with birks on her feets on a grubby outdoor couch, on a back deck, looking at a covered smoker and a grill. there is a brown grey pitbull laying next to the couch.

we are laying around outside, planning several cookouts for the upcoming six months

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this was my local for many years! there were several staff members who were not white dudes, and they had a very good, like, no bullshitting anti harassment or shitty behavior policy πŸ‘ if we hadn't moved and found a game shop in our town, we'd still be there. 😊

07.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as a lady who used to play magic at Atomic every week: this is not bad advice, it's one of the better places in the area to shop πŸ‘πŸ‘

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Holy heck, Fugazi just released the 1992 Albini sessions for Bandcamp Friday! Proceeds going to Letters Charity.

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 31
Amber Glenn and Connor Storrie at the GLAAD awards both being hot and Texan

Amber Glenn and Connor Storrie at the GLAAD awards both being hot and Texan

We saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Now here's the reason why you should be down to the WNBA...

1) These women are brilliant. They went to D1 schools and paid attention
2) they have degrees. unlike boy NBA they actually came to school to get a degree
3) Well versed because that's what happens when you do the "book learning"

05.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

oh honey, I'm so sorry. what a sweet little bean!

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s our story in North Carolina, with an extra dose of just straight up hostile corporate behavior and political patronage. See:

www.wcnc.com/article/news...

03.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
03.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's just a splitter, dudes

03.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the weirdest music festival lineup i have ever seen and that is before you get to "robert irvine will be there and it will be hosted by jason biggs"

03.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna have to read this whilst locked in a lead lined box

03.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

03.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this morning my not-spotify streaming service was like, do you want to listen to the new head and the heart? yes, thank you! okay how about the new mumford & sons OKAY NO NOW YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH

03.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 10559 πŸ” 2151 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 50
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If I offered 13 spots drawing your favorite musicians for 100 bucks a piece would any of you be interested? The original you'd get would be 4.25 X 5 and black and white. Willing to draw whole bands too for 250 (8.5 X 11)

02.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6