jesus christ why do I still love wagon wheel

T-Pain should start a humanitarian effort OR a sports gambling app called "T-Bet". bonus points if somehow those two things are combined.

While not terribly surprising at this point, I do think it's nuts that we're at the point where it's not "you gotta read the book" but "you gotta play the video game" since they couldn't hit everything in the show wow

LMAO Ron DeSantis showed up at #SNME in Tampa and got the shit booed out of him

huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on

There's no way those are real human beings commenting on the lofi girl beats to relax/study to right

Here's a picture that a @kuow.org photographer took in Seattle yesterday, showing the ICE officers masked up in the hallways as they waited to arrest people coming out of their hearings.

Pretty wild that one of the Israeli embassy workers was a "researcher" on sexual violence on October 7th so uhh yeah that says a lot about how good of a person you are

It's healthy to normally spend your mornings screaming at news radio right

Exclusive: US aid cuts leave food for millions mouldering in storage The food stocks have been stuck inside four U.S. government warehouses since the Trump administration's decision in January to cut global aid programs.

Did you know that $100M in food aid is rotting in warehouses that could feed the entire population of Gaza for a month and half, but a 28-year-old at DOGE is holding it hostage? www.reuters.com/world/us-aid...

omg he knows Dr. doesn't mean like that kinda doctor, right? RIGHT?

if we prioritized safe bike lanes we wouldn't need expensive membership-based bike gyms every two blocks. the privatization of safety and exercise is very very very cool.

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What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape. Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape.

Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

Fuck pete rose wish he wasn't dead so he could suffer for all this INSTEAD OF GETTIN INDUCTED INTO THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME

Of all the awful stuff in this reprehensible bill, the fact that your children stop being considered dependents at SEVEN may be the most horrifying detail.

eh fuck it give him the dumb plane it's a boeing anything could happen

so it's actually a gift to the department of defense but only one person can use it and somehow totally violates any idea of professional ethics and also it's going to be donated to his own presidential library afterwards so no one else can use it okay

replying "ugh you're a tankie?" to random posts and immediately muting the thread

So many malort jokes hell yeah

Laura Loomer & @LauraLoomer Replying to @drprevost WOKE MARXIST POPE

Mike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to

All 3 Beastie Boys:

It's wild Laura loomer is legitimately the worst person on this planet she knows this right

I like that the new pope also hates jd vance

Under Texas’ Abortion Ban, Where a Woman Lives Can Determine Her Risk of Developing Sepsis While the rates of dangerous infections spiked across the state after it banned abortion in 2021, women in Houston fared far worse than those in Dallas, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind ana...

NEW: The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion.

In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose just 29%.

Beyond evil fuck meta

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.