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Jake Williams

@malwarejake

Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.

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This is quite a thing to watch. These things are so clearly not ready for this kind of driving.

10.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Much as Soviet propaganda accurately depicted the United States as a racially tiered society, Iranian propaganda has accurately depicted the Trump administration as entirely run by pedophiles.

10.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 643 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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Not a week passes that I don't find more evidence that Copilot was a rush job from Microsoft and has serious limitations for enterprises.
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/purvie...

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to divest any NASDAQ index funds I have...

10.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are lots of reasons she should go to prison BTW, but I'll take whatever we can get.

10.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem's $220M Horseback Riding Ad Dwarfed the Budgets of These 2026 Oscar Nominees Outgoing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem used $220 million in taxpayer money to create a minute-long anti-immigration ad. That's more than the combined production and marketing budgets of nearly every 2026 ...

Read this and tell me you think Noem isn't going to prison.

people.com/kristi-noem-...

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

If no mines are found, it's because Iran caved to his demands.

If mines are found, we'll keep bombing.

If we keep bombing, but no mines are found, it will be because they were DEFINITELY THERE but weren't removed quickly enough...

10.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we get any votes on where it lands? Because I might have some opinions...

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A fun thing about this story is that DHS told Dell "Any allegation that DHS adopted a policy making Privacy Threshold Analyses exempt from the Freedom of Information Act is FALSE,” even though Dell had already reviewed emails showing that is absolutely not true.

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Every detail about the incident with the US sub sinking the Iranian warship makes the US look more guilty.

10.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Any world leader not considering the US a significant national security risk is fooling themselves.

10.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Congratulations!

10.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

being a hater doesn't pay well, but at least you get listed as a risk factor in their SEC filings

10.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, I think we all knew that Iran was an imminent threat. After we "completely obliterated" its nuclear program no less...

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, barf.

10.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brutally correct.

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only "front line" Mullin ever saw was that line of cocaine RFK Jr. snorted off a toilet seat...

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 4130 πŸ” 1098 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 52

Not wrong (unfortunately).

09.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

09.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 9970 πŸ” 2419 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 107

NEW piece from me @goodauth.bsky.social on the disastrous consequences of Trump and Rubio dismantling U.S. diplomacy. Managing the Iran War will be much harder; so will picking up the pieces. Diplomacy is a tool of war AND of peace.

(Loosely based on thread below.)
goodauthority.org/news/trump-a...

09.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

The fact that you can't tell if this is real says a lot.

09.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The #DefCon #Singapore March Chill Out will be happening March 27th at Georges in Tai Seng. Everyone is welcome!

Come meet the local InfoSec, Hacker, and Researcher communities working to make the DEF CON Singapore conference a reality at the end April […]

[Original post on defcon.social]

09.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn't get rid of this pop-out without submitting an email, so I did the only responsible thing I could think of...

09.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

And also if you're taking over the government, maybe don't bomb a petroleum refinery that you'll need later?

09.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs can read clocks in the spring, but struggle mightily in the fall...

09.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so well written. Well done @marisakabas.bsky.social!

09.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HELPFUL FLOWCHART

Are you a dude who is about to reply guy mansplain an expert woman on Bluesky?

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Don't Good

08.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 706 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Who's just finishing a run to Target (couldn't do a mall this late on a Sunday) to buy khakis for tomorrow because he left his pants in the suitcase that stayed in the Dahlonega storage unit?

This f*cking guy, that's who...

09.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0