Isaac 💚

My dipstick would come out clean no shade (I just changed my oil)

I think everyone should orally salute the work from home divas

This was all the promo I needed to finally buy it

Sign: eat his hole

don’t have to tell me twice

💚💚💚

Deserved!

30 minutes of cardio after chest and shoulders kicked my ass, but your dad gave me another 2 hours of cardio later 😜

Having queer friends in college is so fun until the check comes to the table.

I just finished hr

The way my teeth can feel that crunch

You’re telling me when I get the flu is when these daddy bears want me?????

It’s like you get bigger every time!! Looking great dad 💚

Sad because I’m sick but then I remember I have suckable tits

The boss came by to check on my work today at this event.

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched that advice you’ve given others.

I don’t recommend driving 7 hours with a fever but we did it

I need this man expeditiously, thank y’all for understanding.

Both are amazing but consider neither and drop them on the ground

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABES!!! 💚

Guardian 🌿

Felt stuffed after a meal and got horny because of it… is this….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE!! 💚🥰

✨heylo, today is my birthday 🎂 , and it’s the only time of the year I’ll ask for a repost. I’m hoping it will help me make some new friends! 😆🥰 I’m a huge fan of TWICE, gaming, coffee, cooking, and the beach, and currently teaching myself korean 🥰✨ #birthday #gay #lgbtqia

Omg happy birthday! 💚

Happy birthday!! 💚

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Saw gay vaqueros today and almost started crying

My precious boy(s)!

Fine I’m up!