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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Coder for Selaco, nerd for life. 🐀 - https://twitter.com/cockatrice

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09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The present is disgusting

07.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think anybody noticed the comically large touch screen that you are expected to control the forklift with.

The future is disgusting.

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone call a scientist, my house is some sort of magic deadzone where bluetooth signals go to die.

06.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, adult content

28.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong

27.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These numbers are insane. Huge credit to NB for delivering the goods.

26.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is Jiub when you need him.

26.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some level design 'n' shit for Age of Hell. Still kinda WIP but I'm happy with where this is going

23.02.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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It's actually insane just how good this deal is lol

24.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 580 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11
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What a fantastic looking place to do business

24.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Put him back in jail

23.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The teddy bear in Selaco has 4800 triangles and 3090 verts.

19.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of worse? My god I didn’t think it could happen.

19.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DISDAIN's lightmapper expanded and fully utilized in Selaco 🀘

(and yes, it'll make it into mainline UZDoom eventually)

(and and yes DISDAIN is still being worked on, sorry it's taking ages, life has been hard)

14.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's insane how much better the game looks with light baking

30.01.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

For the love of god don't let them figure out we want powder now, or it will get fancier names and prices to match.

12.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blackwater, a user made addon for Ashes Afterglow is live bois!

12.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically a Carmageddon clone

12.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of people seem to think the purple blood in Selaco has something to do with ratings or censorship but it was entirely about fun, looks and readability!

08.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well stop it.

05.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for that Gex remaster in Unreal 5.

02.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You N’wah.

01.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Modem to Modem Space Combat is the hottest game description I’ve heard in years. Seriously when I was a kid that would have got me fired up something fierce.

Bring back direct connection modem games! And modems! And analog phone lines so they work!

Okay this ain’t happening.

30.01.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fridays...

23.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aw man. Selaco name-drop in a PC Gamer interview ❀

15.01.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m moving on to that one soon! Just have to get through Replayeeeeee

14.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The original myhouse.wad aesthetic

07.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So close...

30.12.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adding Omicron to the list

28.12.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0