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your friendly neighborhood mel

@geekmisconduct

WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her πŸ‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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A red dip made to look like Darth Maul's face, complete with Bugle "horns"

A red dip made to look like Darth Maul's face, complete with Bugle "horns"

Disney's Chips and Sith (2015-2015): In anticipation of the "Galaxy's Edge" attraction, both Disneyland and Disney World released this dish: Chickpea and lemon hummus, topped with roasted red pepper coulis, Bugles, and black sesame dust, to replicate the face of Darth Maul.

17.01.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 1061 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 43

Anxiety mostly

11.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least they got Paige right? Lol

11.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Convenient…

11.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CC hit the deck, and Indiana’s collective buttholes just made diamonds

11.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPaige Boukers”

11.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That one guy in the public urinal:

11.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Angel got hit in the head, but sure, give her her fourth foul πŸ™„

11.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The announcer doing hot yoga with Nat Nakase is sending me πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CC assist to Angel, nature is healing

11.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ANGEL, PAIGE & CC ALL ON THE COURT AT THE SAME TIME, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Senegal’s coach would apparently rather watch this game in the locker room…

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Kah with the Mabrey driving elbow πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love u angel πŸ₯Ή

11.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t miss all this glazing, that’s for damn sure πŸ™„

11.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long black hair and earrings is making a funny face while sitting at a table . Alt: "You in danger, girl." -Oda Mae Brown

Senegal...

#FIFAWWC

11.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Angel cheered when CC hit that three, haters in shambles

11.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a suit Alt: a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a suit and making fart noises under his armpit

β€œCaitlin Clark checks in”

Me:

11.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Going from shorts weather to snow in 36 hours is so on-brand for Chicago 🫠

11.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If that happens and it’s a home game, I’m going to a bar instead of Wintrust lololol

11.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bluesky logo and underneath it, "The Place for Sports!"

The Bluesky logo and underneath it, "The Place for Sports!"

For anyone in need of a Bluesky: The Place for Sports banner, here's a quick one I just made up.

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need her to do this against the Indiana Fever for Maximum Comedy

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Dear Beloved,

The standoff remains ongoing and I'm afraid I won't make it home anytime soon. Both sides of this struggle maintain their positions, fighting fatigue, but determined to out stare the other in the face of adversity.

Send my love to the children and please feed the cat.

#WNBA

11.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone . Alt: Judge Judy pointing at her watch

Me to a certain meeting room in NYC:

11.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

by Christine Brennan

11.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season.

This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

11.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 860 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 27

I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1053 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3