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Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris.

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1110 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 55

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

02.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.

we invented the condom before steel.

Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.

We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.

02.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 731 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

It's ok to not feel ok.
It's ok if your antlers haven't grown in yet.
It's ok if you can't shape-shift into a raven.
It's ok if you haven't haunted the night for a while.
I know you're doing your best, and that's all any of us can do right now.

06.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Mid 20's Skateboarder/Blood Clot
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Mid 20's Skateboarder/Blood Clot YouTube video by Royal Mountain Records

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kec...

05.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar tools. @evystadium.bsky.social reports.

Story by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...

03.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 22
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Meg's Place (1998). Back when we all had personal webpages.

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm the eldest. Someone definitely needs my help right now.

02.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works.  On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork.  On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with β€œI am a wild beast.”

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with β€œI am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

26.02.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 2945 πŸ” 934 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 41

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 5337 πŸ” 1949 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 69
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πŸ’¦πŸ’šπŸ’¦ Wed, Feb 25
J pod left very early morn yesterday; grays continue feeding on ghost shrimp in the Whidbey Basin; & somewhere these cuties, (two Pacific white-sided dolphins who have been in & around Port Angeles Harbor most of February) roam the Salish Sea.

πŸ“· by Corbin Hempel Feb 19 & 20.

#psws

25.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you're the one skeeting the video

23.02.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blackberries. Why so many seeds and so little sweetness???

23.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Birds do it
Bees do it
Other creatures in the trees do it
Let's do it
Let's create a residential structure using our own saliva

22.02.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

14.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 11949 πŸ” 3608 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 470
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🌹 Roses are red
🍬 Candy is sweet
πŸ’– GifGrams are fun
πŸ“¨ Sharing's a treat

Send your own holiday GifGram made from vintage GeoCities GIFs to someone you adore.

Make your own here ➑️ gifcities.org/gram/
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#GifGram #GIFsAreGifts

14.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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You don’t have a Valentine for Valentine’s Day?

Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week. Check your privilege.

10.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Roses are red,

Sandbar sharks are brown,

Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish,

Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin,

Wait what were we talking about again?

08.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
This sale includes a few different specialized anthologies! Sex Machine, Sordid Past, and Silver feature stories specializing in specifics. Machines, and androids and cyborgs in Sex Machine, The fine wine of age in Silver, and tales from the yester-era in Sordid Past that involves couples of all ways of life. Try something new, you might find a new special interest to share with a special someone... https://store.ironcircus.com/collections/vday2026

This sale includes a few different specialized anthologies! Sex Machine, Sordid Past, and Silver feature stories specializing in specifics. Machines, and androids and cyborgs in Sex Machine, The fine wine of age in Silver, and tales from the yester-era in Sordid Past that involves couples of all ways of life. Try something new, you might find a new special interest to share with a special someone... https://store.ironcircus.com/collections/vday2026

Adult Anthologies with collections of different styles and stories are a part of the Iron Circus Comics Valentine's Sale for all the rest of the week! Including Sex Machine, Silver, Sordid Past... and more! πŸ₯°

A little of everything... for everyone πŸ“šπŸ‘€πŸ’¦
store.ironcircus.com/collections/... #vday

11.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Not afraid to be ridiculous

trying new things

going new places

will wear elf ears

that's your wife son!

11.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

The French "flamant" is far superior to "flamingo"

11.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's an used office furniture store in Seattle, Ducky's, and I got my Herman Miller chair there for $350. Total win.

11.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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09.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 7013 πŸ” 3608 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 154

I don't know what perfect is, but my wfh-specific wardrobe is 3 favorite lounge pants, 3 acceptably comfortable lounge pants, 150 black t-shirts, 5 nicer shirts, 2 sweatshirts that are in constant rotation rendering my shirt decision moot.

09.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Mike Tyson just call us obese and fugly?

09.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

08.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 11283 πŸ” 3855 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 39
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad

06.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 2549 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 54
famed cave beetle collector Tom Barr showing a young Bob Davidson a cool beetle he found in a cave. Tom is wearing an old-timey miner's helmet; Bob has his aspirator at the ready

famed cave beetle collector Tom Barr showing a young Bob Davidson a cool beetle he found in a cave. Tom is wearing an old-timey miner's helmet; Bob has his aspirator at the ready

"this is how men behave" yes they go in a cave and show each other cool beetles you can find in the cave

05.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
The cover of Deal With the Devil on a background featuring the heroine, Nina, standing on rubble with books in one arm and a gun in the other hand. The ebook cover is on a table with a "Now a Major Motion Picture" sticker that has an asterisk. Next to it is "* actually we're just kind of awkwardly living out the plot in real time but if we pretend it's a movie maybe that makes it more exciting?"

The cover of Deal With the Devil on a background featuring the heroine, Nina, standing on rubble with books in one arm and a gun in the other hand. The ebook cover is on a table with a "Now a Major Motion Picture" sticker that has an asterisk. Next to it is "* actually we're just kind of awkwardly living out the plot in real time but if we pretend it's a movie maybe that makes it more exciting?"

In 2020 @totallydonna.kitrocha.com & I started a trilogy about 3 book nerds (w/ superpowers) who just want to build a library for their community but shitty tech bros suck so they have to keep doing crimes.

Tor was kind enough to put book one on sale for $5.99!

www.kitrocha.com/book/deal-wi...

03.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 25

I don't know why any of them came, but the most recent was my great grandmother around 1900. She traveled alone at the age of 16, so she must have been running from something serious.

03.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0