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Manifesting a timeline where we can tease each other without somebody taking a running start into anti-Black self-hate. By the spirit of Huey P. Newtonβs wicker throneβ¦ amen, asΓ©, and whatever superstitious folks whisper into the universe
#Blacksky
Youre welcome. I'm amazed you were tempted to overcome the massive hurdles of it being in Florida. Yuck. π
Hey, Universal Orlando Studiosβ¦
go fuck yourself.
In the ear.
With a sandpaper condom.
To the soundtrack of Nina Simoneβs original brilliance,
which you sanitized,
had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6,
and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
I bet you won't yell when he drag his ass across the carpet again....
Facts.
This is a story of Trump, Money laundering, and the mob. #trump #moneylaundering @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @maddow.bsky.social @amandaseales.bsky.social @rokhanna.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
New holiday: Slutsgiving - the New Orleans pre-cuffing season cleanse of our hoe-ish tendencies. A sacred weekend of philanthropic genital outreach across New Orleans, the same way Mardi Gras season precedes Lent. Instead of throwing out beads weβre throwing out backs
#BetweenTheSkeets
Weβve reached the point where you canβt even blame Dave Matthews anymore. Youβve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
I don't watch cable TV, so I dont have a provider. I tried the NFL app because they have an option to log in if you have Sunday Ticket, but while you can "log in" you can't watch the game.
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
Let's stop funding fascism together....
bigbeautifulboycott.us
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics....
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick.
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
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