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I am America's next drag supervisor Seattle, WA

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I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have.
Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources.
These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.

I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have. Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources. These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.

I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul

www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...

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13.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found this note on the ground detailing every time someone got fistfucked

12.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you rent in Seattle and are unhappy with your landlord, you should fill out this survey

06.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did they lose so much weight

29.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

24.01.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 9705 πŸ” 2260 πŸ’¬ 174 πŸ“Œ 78

Does he say "gay stuff" like "hot stuff"

23.11.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

19.11.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 898 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.

30.09.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really in my stomp and clap era

(Mostly stomping)

19.09.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this

11.09.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"the industry is divided" no I do not think it is

26.08.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(during sentencing)

I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.

21.08.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep your head on a snivel

19.08.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol

16.08.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.

13.08.2025 06:27 πŸ‘ 757 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sorry I haven't posted a hair update

11.08.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An insane post by Arianna Huffington about how AI has unseated human knowledge, unlocking our true potential as a species. Bro what the FUCK are you talking about.

An insane post by Arianna Huffington about how AI has unseated human knowledge, unlocking our true potential as a species. Bro what the FUCK are you talking about.

Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.

21.07.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period

12.07.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that is a gardenia

05.07.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh!

03.07.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one I guess

25.06.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!

05.06.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Legitimately wasted hours trying to find out how to turn down the saturation and just ended up deleting my wallpaper on accident

13.06.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(INT. STAR SHIP)

05.06.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"

03.06.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

02.06.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sprained my back doing what exactly

30.05.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now

27.05.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0