@singlebabymama.bsky.social

My super power is f*cking up a really good thing.

Are you looking at it as if the red spending outweighs the blue if they donated to both? Some are tied, 50/50. What do you think about that?

And I love the FM so much. I have to bid them a f*ck you farewell.

Wait until you’re in your 50s 😂😂😂

Yep, Senior Ball. I was a fancy 😂

I found this app called “Goods Unite Us”. It gives you a huge list of business and what party they donated money to and the breakdown. I can’t control everything, but I CAN and WILL control where my money goes. I won’t give it to be used against me by these companies who donated to fascism

🔥 It’s going to cause us to make some really tough decisions but we have to. We have so little control of what happens, but if everyone of us collectively does the right thing we can at least affect some change. Good job sharing this, boo 🔥

How was Thanksgiving? The host was wonderful, the food was divine, dessert was amazing and my mom was a bitch. A perfect holiday tradition! 🦃

Don’t need anyone fvcking with my vibes.

In my twenties…go to the club, go to the after club, go to breakfast, go home and get changed, go to work.

In my fifties…go to bed.

I was cleaning my 10yr old’s room and found what were a bunch of green grapes that had turned brown and started to shrivel. She’s either making raisins or hooch in there. 😂

My 78yr old mother lost power while she was lying back in her electric recliner. The image of her climbing out of it has provided limitless laughter for me and my siblings. 😂

Post you from a different era.

Hey! Glad you did 😊

Hi, Lisa. Always so happy to see you! 🩷

My 10yr old when she should be reading for school “I haven’t had a chance to read yet, but look what I did!”

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

My 10yr old’s making me play “how well do you know me” and is asking me the most obscure questions. I haven’t gotten any right and now she’s upset that I don’t know that her fav tag is blob tag. I’m a horrible mother. 😂

Hey, Kev! ✋🏼🩷

It was sad.

I’m writing a strongly worded letter to whoever determined that elementary school kids need pockets. They’re filled with rocks, chewed gum, Kleenex and candy wrappers. You miss ONE thing before doing laundry and your clothes are wrecked. I’m taking this all the way to the top! 😂

Yay!! I’m so glad 🩷

😂

My 10yr old walks in while I was watching boxing and she went from “oh my god, why would those girls do this?” to screaming “VENGEANCE!!” two rounds later. Oh, how quickly things change. 😂

Sweet!

Hey!

Hey, you! 🩷

You’d think, but I had everyone fooled 😂

True 😂