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Elle Bowroom

@ellebowroom

I’m not your real Mum. Biscuit enthusiast

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Thank you. It’s been a big Monday.

09.03.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks pal. We don’t bother with gifts or cards. Even for birthdays and Christmas. We never have in our 22 years together.

09.03.2026 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you

09.03.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you x

09.03.2026 15:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*snorts*

09.03.2026 13:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰

09.03.2026 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gottle o geer. Thank you.

09.03.2026 13:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Missus.

09.03.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Rob.

09.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheers Neil.

09.03.2026 12:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I love this. I haven’t listened to it for an eternity.

09.03.2026 11:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you darling.

09.03.2026 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good luck.

09.03.2026 11:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you. It’s flown in

09.03.2026 11:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Jen. It only took us 14 years to get round to it.

09.03.2026 10:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me sitting behind a table with my brand new husband sitting on my knee. We had just signed the register and were smiling happily at our family. This was a tiny wedding. Only 10 of us in the room. Low key and zero hassle.

Me sitting behind a table with my brand new husband sitting on my knee. We had just signed the register and were smiling happily at our family. This was a tiny wedding. Only 10 of us in the room. Low key and zero hassle.

8 years since I made an honest man of this smashing bit of stuff sitting on my knee.

09.03.2026 10:56 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 13 📌 0

Exciting. What’s she getting? I’m getting a wee Aygo.

09.03.2026 09:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy new car day to all who celebrate (me)

09.03.2026 08:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re lucky we love them so much.

08.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because they’re disgusting little bastards.

08.03.2026 13:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He looks like a very good boy. I’m so sorry for your loss.

08.03.2026 10:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Think I’ll jet wash my decking (not a euphemism)

07.03.2026 12:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a lovely day and I want to spray patio cleaner out the back door. I can’t though because my neighbours did theirs yesterday and they’ll think I’m copying them.

07.03.2026 09:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let the weans pick a name.

07.03.2026 09:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Noice.

06.03.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh very much the same situation in this house.

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love Paula for a car name.

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh that’s dead cute.

06.03.2026 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So pretty

06.03.2026 12:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s perfect

06.03.2026 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0