Don’t pay the ferryman
Don’t even fix a price
Don’t pay the ferryman
Unless it comes with extra fries
10.03.2026 21:30
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Don’t pay the ferryman
Don’t even fix a price
Don’t pay the ferryman
Unless it comes with extra fries
Every day we stray further from gods love
Stalin wasn’t even this unhinged
Attention @matthewhleach.bsky.social
I invite this dope to walk through every suburb and exurb Starbucks in America and see all the soccer moms ordering the exact same fancy drinks he’s railing against
Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”
Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*
I mean Springfield-Branson has a microbrewery mini-pub!
I’ve been flying in and out of LIT for nearly 30 years and other than the Starbucks I can’t remember anything new going in
On another subject can we one day get a decent bar in that place other than a chili’s?
Vaxxed?
That phrase is going to bounce around in my head for weeks.
Excellent hustle
Hey Arkansas folks: they are planning to mess with the Buffalo National River again.
You should be able to comment at the link below. Comments close April 10th.
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Beer
Thinking about those Tuesday early afternoon airport beers
(Boulevard Tank 7. Gods own ale)
This video is imparting genuinely amazing news about the shingles vaccine, but also contains a description of vaccines that made me laugh so hard I had to sit down. “We inject the dead version so that when the live one shows up it knows we’ve killed before” is both accurate and SO FUCKING FUNNY
want to remember some guys?
I will absolutely fucking be floating
Don’t be so hard on yourself, it takes years of practice
“Bay of Pigs might work this time”
Look, Mao wasn’t wrong about everything
“Ricki don’t lose that number”
Figure you were just getting warmed up
“Hand these out to the boys in lieu of pay”
Sup @livingboyinny.bsky.social
I swear to god I will quit my job today and help this man
China is too big.
I am not a crank.
Jack Buck was like that for me. Spend 3 hours a day 162 days a year listening to him for 25 years. Spent more time with him than most of my blood relatives
Yeah that one was hard
Which celebrity death hurt you the most?
Jack Buck was like losing a grandpa.