Jim Beller

It was OK. He did it with punity.

Whoo hoo! Didn't get an adult content tag.

Pic of Trump humping Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster.

I hear Trump is going to be forced to resign after the real deal sex tapes drop!

Putin teases Trump with a pee tape.

Sanctions?

How can you think about the Epstein files while we at war?

Trump rides a big bomb

If only!

The Ayatollah sees a bomb about to hit him and exclaims, "Damn you, Epstein files!"

The Ayatollah's last words:

What's up with Beatrice and Eugenie's ban from the Royal Ascot. They always had the cutest hats. I'm finished! The Royals are dead to me.

Hegseth is right out of the Oliver North mold, only North wasn't on TV then. Willing to shred the constitution in pursuit of a wholly partisan goal - a greater GOP.

With a bomb about to hit him, the Ayatollah says, "Damn you, Epstein fies!"

The Ayatollah's last words:

The Ayatollah sees a bomb about to hit him and exclaims, "Damn you, Epstein files!"

The Ayatollah's last words:

This undeclared and illegal war is all about Trump and not about keeping Americans safe.
Does Iran have undetected sleeper cells in the US? Unfortunately, we have Kristi and Corey running DHS from their flying f#ckplane, with all of their agents chasing black and brown immigrants.

He would have never gotten to run in 2016 if he were in prison for laundering Russian mob money.

Cindy's answer to a question about rising beef prices, "We have so many proteins to choose from." I added "Check your closets for old leather shoes!"

Most of this actually happened. #SoManyProteins #CindyHyde-Smith

Didn't the NY Times Pitchbot already do this bit?

Death sweeps the unhoused and Gavin asks, "Could you do that with a little more compassion?"

I added him to my "Sweeps Kill" cartoon.

Try taking it out on the freeway and go 70-80mph for ten miles or so.

When I noticed a bunch of gray hair on the floor, our very sweet stylis assured me it was hers.

Our Ambassador to France, Jared's Dad, prosecuted by the Bush admin for tax fraud and hiring a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law and maiiing a sextape to his sister. What a guy!

Cartoon bathroom with sign saying "Employees no longer need to wash hands before returning to work. We're not afraid of a germ!"

RFKjr's restaurant. Let's go check it out!

I just can't tell you how many offers like that I've had to turn down to keep my integrity. (-:

There is lots of White Culture: Monster Truck Rallies, Lifted pickup trucks that can "blow coal," contractors loading their pickup trucks with undocumented workers at the Home Depot. Basically, anything to do with pickup trucks. Also, Big Macs, Filet O' Fish, the Klan, and Kid Rock's music.

Crazy shit. Property taxes are state and local. Trump can't cut them. In this era of Trump cutting education and welfare, it's all we have to educate our kids and keep our neighbors from going hungry and unsheltered.

Musk has donated .064% - a little more than half of a tenth of a percent.

Many rich people make huge donations that basically support their own and their friends' entertainment. Looking at you, Met Opera Gala!

Cartoon Trump as Satan combined with the original iconic photo from Trump's first term.

Evangelicals and Prosperity Gospel ministers surround The Great Satan.

Why aren't more MAGA wearing kilts?

Cartoon Branson, Musk, and Bezos collide (KABLOOIE!) in space. All over the planet, people go "Yay!"

I hear the Billionaire Space Race is heating up!

"If only Louis Pasteur had that education, we wouldn't have that pesky germ theory of disease. We woulden't need to monitor meat and dairy, at great savings to the American consumer! Of course, we wouldn't need to waste money on vaccines, and my stock of roadkill would finally pay off."