𓂃 ELI . ྐ❤︎

Uhmmmmm, ‘cause it’s hot.

I’ve got a massive splinter in my hand from that shitty axe. Today I write my will, tomorrow you’ll see my obituary.

maybe she’s born with it , maybe it’s her dad’s fault .

wanna shotgun with me? 😈

|| 𝑆𝑎𝑚

Stardew Valley Roleplay.
Mature Content | MDNI
Open for descriptive storylines and banter.
OC/Crossover friendly.
Canon/Independent Portrayal.

#Reckless

boo, I thought we were getting along. well, let’s get cooking, bookie.

You want the honest lore drop or just, like, some basic answer that doesn’t have any substantial weight to it. Because I have answers ready for both.

ummmm, hello?? Look at my arms! look at my baby smooth hands! I can plant maybe three seeds before I’m ready to pass out! I’m just a girl, Sebastian. I haven’t done farm work since I was like, I dunno, fourteen? thats a whole decade B-T-Dubs.

/ when is the Minecraft congregation omg?????

some of the moms here are kinda … 🫣

/ I’m chewing on your leg like a dog rn actually 🤩

this is women in STEM.

we’re going, we’re going — maybe I’ll find some sick ass flowers to take home and eat like a horse until I have money for food.

the gods CANNOT stop me.

I don’t lace my shit. and I’m sure as hell not sleep deprived to that point. Maybe they just like pretty pink baddies more than anyone else.

no way you’re trying to tell me I’m seeing shit. I’m bonkers but not THAT bonkers.

that place is, like, infested with little creature feature dudes. you think they’re chill like that?

since townsfolk don’t seem to like digging through the trash ( which warrants fruitful discoveries sometimes ), Eli’s watching a raccoon dig through the cans from a distance.

“ man, I’m so smart. and now I only smell like sweat instead of trash can juice. ”

What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks .ᐣ.ᐟ

𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔞𝔯 𝔇. 𝔚𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔏𝔞𝔴

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⠀⠀⠀⠀you were 𝐥ost & 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳,
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖔h 𝖒y 𝖉arling, 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞.
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dead from the neck up, but living just enough to beg you, "pretty boy, please let me die."

/ sometimes I think about Eli and their southern twang mixed with a French accent bc she’s so silly

had Eli been paying attention, she probably wouldn’t have fallen over immediately from lack of balance.

smacking the back of their axe atop of a stump. dangerous? potentially. enraged behavior? most definitely. be cautious.