Marla Lecin

"You fools! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is: 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'"

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You can sue comedians for making jokes about you? The lawyers must have been working overtime after the Trump Roast....

Does he take his passport with him when he walks his dog in the morning? If not, is he okay with ICE detaining him for hours, for not being able to prove citizenship? I've seen lots of reports where they did not even give ppl a chance to retrieve their papers to show them.

"I should've taken more pictures when I had you [but due to the electrical grid crisis I could not charge my phone. Let's petition our elected officials to fix PR's infrastructure!] And if I get drunk today, I hope they help me out."

When they were proposed as the state bird in 1935, one senator suggested that a crow, buzzard, sparrow or pigeon would be better alternatives as they are more often seen.

1) No. (New Jersey).

2) Apparently, it's the Eastern goldfinch. A vibrant yellow, so I think I would have noticed them, but "although they live year-round in NJ, many residents have never seen one. They are usually found perched high in a tree unless attracted to a feeder in someone’s yard."

I really wanted to "sing along in the age of paranoia".....

Kid Rock singing on stage, in front of screens showing American flags, and roaring flames.

TPUSA alternate halftime show - apparently the theme is "burning down the USA"??

Now they tell me... well, I'll watch it for halftime, at least.

What is the point of having ASL interpreters for the songs at the Superbowl if they are Never. Shown. On. The. Screen?!?

Are you sure it doesn't say "Slartibartfast" in old Magrathean?

For most kids, the only paper that could prove their citizenship would be a birth certificate. And parents usually keep those in a safe place so they don't get lost!

Well, he does kinda waddle when he walks....

During a landing a plane has usually used up much of the fuel. A full tank makes the plane much heavier and takes more time/space to brake when landing.

I thought they were supposed to get encouraging people to self deport.....

You know, an Olympic athlete could give him their gold medal, too - but it doesn't mean he won an Olympic event.

A Nobel peace prize winner cannot designate Trump to be the recipient of the prize.

Oh, Xi didn't tell you? Maybe you could ask your military and intelligence chiefs to give you, as the commander-in-chief, an update on a regular basis. Say, a Presidential Daily Briefing....

He identified the *camel* as a giraffe! 🤣🤣

Are those the giraffe and the hippo he mentioned? Yeah, he "aced" it, all right.

The Last Days of American Orange Juice Savor every last drop.

Growing up, we always had cans of OJ concentrate in the freezer. But a pest is killing off the Florida orange groves.

Plus, with all the energy drinks, kambucha, probiotic and hydration drinks available, OJ just isn't the morning go-to beverage anymore.

www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

Tragedia dell'arte?

The test actually has a camel. So, nope, he can't identify a giraffe.

And the right answer is, NONE of them is the giraffe. The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has a Lion, a Rhinoceros (not a hippo) and a Camel.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has a Lion, a *Rhinoceros* and a *Camel*.

I *knew* that's what they thought! If raising a price from $10 to $100 is a 900% increase, then reducing it from $100 to $10 must be a 900% decrease, right?

Right??

Right???

So, "Young Gaston"?

A Hanukkah menorah shaped like a ship with Exodus on the sail, with 2 lit candles. 2 smaller electric menorah with LED lights lot.

Happy Hanukkah!

"A 9/11 style attack" would be a lot more massive than 2 men with guns, and would have a wider target than a celebration on a beach.....

Well, it says "S-kitties" if you don't look too close, so that makes sense....