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that’s the worst result for a Tudor against the Spanish for half a millennium
I see Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are having a totally normal one.
We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).
Me and Emma Watson watched a man read Beowulf while two women smeared his bare chest with peanut butter.
An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill
“my dog is in dubai”
Impressive how Starmer's done a speedrun of the Blair years - from turfing out the Tories after a generation to supporting an illegal American war in the Middle East - without first passing through being really popular by fixing Britain's public services and offering a positive vision of Britain.
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
gee I wonder
BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
Lackey: but sir, what are we going to do about the threat from the greens!?
Starmer, turning in his revolving chair to face the windows:…release the beavers.
INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
While we're all celebrating that no one is above the law, a reminder that the current King accepted literal bags full of cash from the Prime Minister for a foreign country and the Met failed to interview or arrest the then Crown Prince before quietly closing the case.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-6194...
Man who moved abroad to avoid hundreds of millions of pounds of tax and whose business have benefited from hundreds of millions of pounds of public funds believes that, 'Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state.'
God rest her paedophile protecting soul 🥹🇬🇧
What a week it’s been for my telegram crytpo crashing alter ego ‘dark web John Virgo’
The Traitors Ireland is shot with the big light on
Surely Starmer has to go now, and the only sensible thing to do is bring Sam Allardyce in for the rest of the term to steady the ship.
See you later Keith.
Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020
A touch of the Bobby George has taken him
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Probably safer to start from the basis that all billionaires are paedophiles until proven otherwise.
Can you imagine if someone told you that they were clowning on your goofy ass in the Epstein secret chats
Hearing a lot of really bad stuff about this Epstein guy.
The definition of pulling the ladder up behind you.
