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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

wow. their inherited wisdom will be sorely missed

A map of the divided warhammer 40.000 galaxy with a galaxy-wide rift to hell splitting it. Crudely pasted on it are pictures of spaceship and an arrow, with accompanying text saying "just go around the great rift."

Can this be a solution?

Funnily enough, the much-maligned Bradley and F-35 have been doing great.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND

I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

i saw a post earlier asking if people think the increase in videos of dragons since the advent of genAI is because the AI data centers are destroying their natural habitat and driving them out into places where humans can more easily capture vide of them. i just want to say no, i do not think that

"it is especially forbidden [...] to declare that no quarter will be given" --Hague Convention of 1907

bowl of cereal or something on fire next to a gallon of milk

time to eat

part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters

Unearthed video of Texas 23rd congressional candidate Brandon Herrera wearing a Confederate flag and recruiting for the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

This is who Trump endorsed to replace Tony Gonzales.

can this be a solution?

Walter Croncat @mewscast.bsky.social #BreakingMews: FBI responding to active shooter situation at Michigan synagogue. Vehicle ramming reported. This cat's heart sinks. Tactical teams on scene, command centers deployed. Watching for updates on victims and survivors. [AI image of a cat wearing a PRESS vest outside a synagogue with sheriff vehicles and school buses]

there are many things that i would make legal to do to people who create and run gimmick accounts like this

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Just so that we are clear, Israel drops criminal charges on five Israeli soldiers who were caught on camera sexually assaulting a Palestinian detainee. But Israel will keep kids in prison for decades because they were throwing rocks? Make it make sense 🤦🏽‍♀️

I still have the textbook from the visiting professor's class on Vietnam at West Point that was ruthlessly critical of the idea that it could have ever worked in any way no matter what we did.

"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."

::primal scream::

Twitter screenshot user @ManzIsMe: wait a second. just realized that because all the israeli data centers got hit, all the bots are gone. gonna test something. commission. commission. this would look great on a t-shirt. Need twitch emotes.

the top replies with no bluechecks, just many users incredulously trying to test what keywords can still attract bots

I feels like there has got to be a more complex explanation but this Twitter user has noticed ever since Iranian missiles hit a number of tech hubs in Israel the past day or so all of the blue checkmark bots have disappeared

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Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

Sophia walking into the room where Yaldabaoth watches the world burn. She asks "are ya winning son?"

Mood.

An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely

Can this be a solution?

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.