mx. divorce

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers and pearls with black kohl across his eyes and mouth, standing on the deck of the Revenge and looking down at the water with a somber expression

day 594 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

im putting him in a designer purse and carrying him through the mall. he’s barking at people ❤️

we need a barbie with leg hair

they r so damn cute what the hell

their ABC's and their ACAB's

"Yeah, can you get me some ginger root from the kitchen?" he asks, and the swallows down a hrrk. Stede wrinkles his nose. Cool, love that Stede thinks his stupid pregnancy symptoms are gross, like, yeah, Ed agrees, but he doesn't need to hear it from Stede. "Is your stomach bothering you? Surely I can do better than plain ginger root—" Oh for fuck's— "Stede, just bring me the damn— and he's gone. Listen, bun, I hate to break it to you but— ooeeeeuugh— but I'm pretty sure you're doomed. One of your dads is completely insane and the other one is Stede Bonnet."

7200 words of pining while pregnant pregward written today. if you care

edward teach looking at stede bonnet while smiling and pointing with a post by @ goosberry--fool over it: (consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

digital doodle of stede shaving ed's face with a straight razor while ed lies with his head on stede's lap. yes of course they are gazing at each other tenderly

LESBIAN ED TEACH
LESBIAN ED!!!

GET OUT!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

Screenshot of the timeline with piratebot's post that reads: "Can't be worse that you moaning Ed, oh Ed, all night long" Right below is a post from sam that reads: "steeeeeeede [crying emoji x5]"

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 3 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt and pearls with a plant as a boutonniere, standing in front of a makeshift desk in the Gravy Basket and looking at Hornigold out of frame with a polite smile

day 575 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

he painted himself as a bride can anyone fucking hear me he painted himself as a BRIDE!!!!!!

what do u do for work abs

OMGGGGGGGGGG

happy wip wednesday to sam personally

no, no!!! it looks good!!! promise!!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Mads in a white tank top smiling wide at the camera

Morning Mads

Hiiii omg thank you! Here it isss

What if we did the class like this? …..

Stede in s1e1 holding his lil glasses and looking a little out of his depth

Please pause what you're doing and look at this sweet lil guy

a digital drawing of ed from ofmd sitting and poking a finger into his cheek in a cutesy pose. he has fine, wispy bangs, and the rest of his hair is in a dramatic, 90s, swoopy side-part. he’s wearing black cargo pants, and a gray tank top that has three large windows showing his chest.

i needed to see it too! him in the whole look, in fact! (gorgeous btw!!)

#tealoranges

Rather than make the Kraken move, he shoves the table back to give him room to work, and then takes the comb and starts combing back the Kraken's hair. Though, with the way he detangled and moisturized, the way it slips through his hair like a sharp sword through enemy flesh, he probably could've used his fingers, and once he has it mostly situated, he does. Starts combing and separating and weaving until the hair at his scalp starts to come together into the start of a dutch braid. And the further he braids the more excited he gets, until he's practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, or would be if he wasn't laser focused on threading every strand perfectly up under the other. "Bro," he says, can't keep it in anymore. "This shit looks amazing." The Kraken just huffs, and Ed can't see his face, but he can tell just by the set of his shoulders that he's (at least playing at being) unimpressed. "Fuck you," he says heatlessly. "We both know what a pain in the ass it is to get all that hair to cooperate into a braid, especially with our shit shoulders, especially especially neatly. It's gonna look great and you're gonna love it." He says that last part with the cadence of an order, but internally, it's a promise.

he’s my rverything forever

be a faggot. be a pervert. enjoy life

The Acceptance Of Self - 18x24” acrylic on wood. Available.

🫂

this is why it’s wild that so many people make ed a rockstar but never the frontman for a really cheesy power metal band circa 2004

everyone rise up around the one true headcanon: polyglot ed