recently i've had born this way stuck in my head, but i could nOT remember the word "beige" (in my defense... that lyric is absurd) so i've just been singing "no matter black, white, or ΒΏgrey?" to freddie
another day, another opportunity to be disgruntled about the vvitch
it was in the high 70s today, and tomorrow it's going to be low 40s and sleeting. north carolina... are we okay
and i'm currently watching this! it's on youtube so the sound is bad, but there's so much indignant aristocratic slapping i'm having a great time youtu.be/1FJ1QmLfj4g?...
on iqiyi, my boss darling is a very steamy revenge hookup
on netshort, karma raised me better is a rebirth fix it (i've watched like six versions of this storyline and am obsessed)
okay on tencent, back to the 80s again is a very dear rebirth marriage swap!
it's tough with verticals because they have different titles on every platform π
the dream
i'm deep into chinese trashy soap opera vertical dramas lol
literally all we have in these dark times is cozy maximalism, i.e. hoarding precious trinkets in our caves
god i love a good arranged/contract marriage. the mortifying ordeal of having a crush on your own spouse π€π½π€π½π€π½
undoubtedly delicious but also so unnecessary and optional
ah. i just processed "all items fried in beef tallow" π
recently i've been trying the radical step of taking otc meds for minor ailments, i.e., tums for heartburn, and you would not believe the results
they can do cauliflower au gratin but not potatoes au gratin? with all those other potato options? what is the world coming to
best time for cupcake is peri- and post-bedtime, we all know this
my maternal great-grandpa was a brick layer who worked on the empire state building! we're very proud
my dad's stepdad was a photographer. my mom's dad was some kind of genius in physics and/or chemistry - he worked on the manhattan project π¬. my mom's stepdad, who's the only grandpa i remember, was one of the first licensed black pediatricians in baltimore
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i got a sandalwood-cedar hand soap so i can work on this personal deficit but it's just method brand so i don't know that i'm experiencing the best of the best here
i'll be honest, i still don't really understand what sandalwood smells like
the feminine urge to watch the (almost-) three-hour-long director's cut of midsommar
i don't need my phone to write ANYTHING for me, i am (ostensibly) a human person with a wrinkly brain and opposable thumbs! i never accepted help from the microsoft word paper clip, not once! LEAVE ME BE
i don't want my phone to tell me how to take a fucking picture. i was taking selfies with my friends on a disposable camera at summer camp in the 1990s, you coward!!!!!
i am screaming lmfao
the early-2000s me, who skipped class to a) go to the computer lab to surreptitiously read gundam wing fanfic and b) go to b&n to read MARS in a corner, raises a glass to us both
Regret to announce that weβve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
these ads that are like "ask more from your phone"... i am dying to ask less of my phone
i overdid it so hard in my early 20s that i keep forgetting that that was a bad pace, an unsustainable pace, a capitalist grind culture pace that i should not wish or aim for???
obviously there are many other current issues with being any kind of foreign or esl person in the states right now. uh. but every once in a while my vision narrows onto how absolutely undignified the english language is
