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Free Worlds League historian, Deep Rock Galactic certified Engineer and Gunner, MannCo Medic, and retired Dagorhir fighter. He/him 🏴

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It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

14.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 6162 πŸ” 1341 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 65

Compare that to Devastator, who was dumber than a sack of hammers because he had six engineers arguing in his head.

14.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or β€œjust saying what everyone’s thinking”

Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

13.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4763 πŸ” 786 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 0

Like...if I walk around for weeks with a coffin that has another dude's name on it and openly call for his death and say at my massive rallies it would be good if he were shot, and then someone kills him, that would be kinda my fault too.

Oh wait, Netanyahu literally did that to Yizhak Rabin. Huh.

13.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he even knows normal people exist.

12.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course not: it'd be like if Wile E Coyote looked down after running off a cliff.

12.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuuuuuuuck, that actually lends some weight to it now... /s

11.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My wife and I were out at a Thai restaurant last night and they had this TV playing a song and showing this image the entire time we were there. Two issues: I don’t know what this says and Google Translate isn’t helping, AND how is the little bunny listening to music on their headphones?

08.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who likes running a 10 Luck build, the real treasure of the Sierra Madre is a casino that hasn't kicked me to the curb yet. I still take as many gold bars that I can carry out of principle, of course.

08.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this made me cackle all the way through

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2951 πŸ” 621 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 13

"Wrestling is fake"

No, its staged. You can't fake picking up a dude and throwing him to the mat.

08.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7481 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112
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One the most complex, and humbling, images I have tackled as an illustrator - Vanguard: Saga of Heroes.

I was commissioned for this after Kieth Parkinson requested that I be contacted to execute this work for a company he helped create, Sigil Games. Keith could not do the work himself...

07.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also: Tolkien would have hated all of these dorks. None of them realize they're all Saruman.

05.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon Saloon Reveals Trailer for β€˜Kindred Spirits’ Feature Tomm Moore was at Cartoon Movie to tease his upcoming animated film about an Irish refugee and a Choctaw boy on a magical journey across 1840s America.

EXCLUSIVE: Watch the first teaser for Cartoon Saloon's 'Kindred Spirits,' the new animated feature in development from studio co-founder Tomm Moore ('The Secret of Kells,' 'Song of the Sea'). www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...

04.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 40

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17456 πŸ” 5770 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 101
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Law School Tells Students, 'You MUST Be Aligned Politically With President Trump,' For Summer Job - Above the Law 'GPA is not a strong factor.' No kidding.

The meritocracy!

abovethelaw.com/2026/03/law-...

03.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 986 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 62
01.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 4426 πŸ” 1234 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 41
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am i wrong in seeing this starting to pop up on here?

04.05.2023 21:04 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19

I think states will regret weakening the taboo on heads of states not being targets during war

28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2354 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16
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Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

28.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2788 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 87

Gonna have to read the terms and conditions on this one, but for $50 million, I'm willing to attempt to murder myself with tacos and beer after taking 12 hours to run roughly three 5Ks.

27.02.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT WILL BE OUR SALVATION OR COMPLETELY END US!

*cough* or completely not do anything.

26.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!!
me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name
me:
me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

26.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 4489 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 16
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26.02.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

25.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 2635 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 10

Well, on the other hand, I've noticed that some CEOs or other C Suites have a strange longing for the mundane operations, like they miss dealing with actual, tangible problems.

25.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

25.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 9074 πŸ” 1759 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 63

β€œYou are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly"

- Vizzini, Anthropic spokesman

24.02.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We kan daunse yf if plese us
We kan leave thy friendes behinde
For thy friendes daunse not
and yif thei daunse not
Then no friendes thei are of myne
Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us,
A place thei shal nevir fynde
And we can act lyke we come from BrocΓ©liande
Leave the real worlde far behinde

22.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1