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Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Um homem, de óculos, ergue o dedo e diz: “Vou dizer o que penso.” - outro homem, de bigode, fala: “Calma.” 2) O de bigode fala: “Cubra a boca pra não fazerem depois leitura labial no V.A.R.” - o de óculos cobre a boca com a gola da camiseta. 3) O de bigode diz: “Use alterador de voz pra poder dizer que não era você.” - o de óculos segura um aparelho frente ao rosto. 4) O de óculos fala, com a voz alterada: “Você faz isso tudo antes de dizer o que pensa?” - o de bigode responde: “Eu não penso.”

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150 meninas mortas num bombardeio de escola: ninguém vai chorar

soldados invasores mortos: SAIBA QUEM SÃO ESSES SERES HUMANOS QUE TRAGICAMENTE PERDERAM A VIDA, CONTAMOS AQUI SEUS NOMES, SUAS HISTÓRIAS E SEUS PROFUNDOS VÍNCULOS FAMILIARES

💐chaveiros buque🧚🏻‍♀️✨️

se vc reduzir o suficiente a quantidade de pixels quase qualquer pessoa começa a parecer a gretchen. é a aparição de nossa senhora na vidraça do gay

the ship's queer
I do be shippin

#oc | Aska.
i just love her so much so u have to look at her with me! :>
i made her into an illustion wizard to fit her smoke magic eheheh

[ #dnd #dndart #ttrpg #ocsky #ocart ]

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

I really want to say cumplane but neither of those bitches would ask the other out this bluntly without MAJOR miscommunication (sqh) and brain 5d chess (sy)

🍎🏕️🍃 PROMOÇÃO ANIMAL CROSSING 🍃🏕️🍎
encomendas no meu estilo animal crossing por R$30!!

> me chama DM ou email biimenezess@gmail.com
> pagamento por pix (chave é o meu email 👆)
> 💗 + 🔁 ajudam demais
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ᥫ: #commissionsopen #commission #animalcrossing #encomendasabertas #fanart #brart

applying for jobs is just a humiliation ritual these days

a waist up of astra, a unicorn-like character holding a glowing star

Our Sunlit Seer. 🎨

a matching set to a previous artwork, but this time of sidra who holds a star in her hands. there is a frame of camellias in the background.

Our Sunlit Sister. 🎨

gf sent me a snippet of her singing again, I'm so in love with her, I'm going to SCREAM (quietly so it doesn't interrupt her song)
y'all watch out for when her youtaite debuts, I'm going to be SO annoying

my current wip list has like, 8 cumplane ideas! once I'm done with the upcoming big bang, I think I can squeeze them out >:)

‼️Final Statement Regarding EvulArt‼️

I originally did not intend to make this public but recent events have made that impossible. This is no longer "internet drama", it's harassment and retaliation.

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a cropped screenshot of a whatsapp conversation between me and my girlfriend. it goes, starting with me and alternating between us: "I think I'm a furry" "shocker" "WHAT" "wbk" "i-" "like I genuinely thought you knew this already"

thinking of this again (it happened yesterday)

I'll make even more!!! I have so many wips snsnsnns

omg no wayyyy, WAAAAAAA!!!! thank you so much??? omg, I LOVE your work omg I feel like such a fangirl rn

Tianlang-jun week. Day 1, Book Club.
#svsss #tljweek #sairusb

with all that shit happening with discord this is your reminder to NEVER use your id to verify your age, because it'll get sent to a third party verification system that can AND will eventually leak it, putting you at risk of having your identity stolen

Stellaron Hunters tied up in a neat little bow 🎀 #starrail

Mobei Jun is shirtless and confused in this picture because Shang Qinghua has scrawled in ink the numbers six and seven on both of Mobei Jun’s pecs. Shang Qinghua is drooling, doing the up and down hand motion when people say 6 7. Meanwhile, Mobei Jun doesn’t understand the numbers or the action, thinking it’s just a weird human thing.

6️⃣ 7️⃣

#svsss #moshang

✨Frila

Procuro desenvolvedora de site mulher (cis ou trans) negra pra fazer meu site. Se você se encaixa ou conhece alguém que se encaixa, responde aqui embaixo.

RTs são bem-vindos.

No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

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[ #BRart | #dnd | #art | #oc | #ttrpg]

what a thinly veiled way to say 'We're spying on you at all times btw :) oh and if your 35 year old ass plays minecraft you'll be sent to the kids table'