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Joe βš“οΈ

@cpo-joe

Here to chew gum and reskeet. Unconventional military career that led to old age and flatulence. Openly grey. Dogfather. Free range skeeter. Knows cursive. 🚫DM’s, seriously. A Kakistocracy, if you can keep it. Bro/Bruh/Hey

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It just takes a request chit.

09.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy .308 day, y’all!

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just reposting for the facial reactions.

07.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s certainly putting it respectfully.

06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As @whitehouse.senate.gov explains, the Supreme Court got the Citizens United decision wrongβ€”especially when it came to undisclosed donations.

The nearly $2 billion of dark money spent during the 2024 cycle is exactly why Congress needs to pass the DISCLOSE Act.

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

The 'Shield of Americas' is about as legitimate as the 'FIFA Peace Prize'.

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fetterman committed election fraud. He should resign and run as MAGA! Time for a refund for the people of Pa!

John Fetterman committed election fraud. He ran as a progressive Democrat. He is now MAGA. If he had a shred of decency, he'd resign from the Senate and then run in the special election as a MAGA Republican. Let voters decide based on the truth! My article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/fetterman-...

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 107

EVERY commander who told US troops that the war with Iran was β€˜all part of God’s divine plan’ should be relieved of duty and kicked out of the U.S. military.

04.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 9
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Jokes are always funnier in German.

04.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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OPSEC was a fun idea.

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Melania Trump to chair a meeting of the UN Security Council, White House says First lady Melania Trump will chair a meeting of the United Nations Security Council on Monday as the U.S. takes over the monthly rotating presidency, the White House said.

May as well. She’s as qualified as anybody else on the WH staff.

reut.rs/4aFCTFH

26.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bills to ignore the Endangered Species Act so ranchers can kill endangered wolves advance | Arizona Mirror Arizona House passed bills allowing ranchers to kill Mexican gray wolves, drawing challenges from Democrats over the Endangered Species Act

Bills in Arizona to ignore the Endangered Species Act so ranchers can kill endangered wolves advance azmirror.com/briefs/bills...

25.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

continues to be bullshit that my body is betraying me now, after i've spent all these decades ignoring it

24.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

He left a massive hole.

23.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry, Lisa.

23.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He became sick quite suddenly and within a few weeks was vomiting blood. There was nothing more we could do for him.

He was the bestest boy for the 13+ years he held me together.

23.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Carla

23.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Steve.

23.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Kurt.

23.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

23.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For those who might be following along; I had to say goodbye to my best friend last week, and I’ve been sitting shiva. It’s a devastating loss.

23.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Homan, kinda like Human but not quite. πŸ’

15.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

14.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1943 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16

The ROE for non kinetic weapons used to be surprisingly robust because they were mostly unacknowledged programs.

Nowadays, you can find the rules as light reading in the mar a lago crapper.

13.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.

I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.

13.02.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1920 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 36
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Calls Rise For Bad Bunny’s Deportation Despite Being A U.S. Citizen - NewsBreak Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico, a territory of the United States. Since 1917, people born on the island are recognized as citizens.

Since the conclusion of the NFL half time show, UNEDUCATED MAGA calls for Bad Bunny’s deportation are rising ...

DESPITE HIM BEING AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!
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11.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 65

Every single day John Fetterman proves that he’s been nothing but a fascist loving fraudulent traitor from the beginning who quite literally lied to voters and betrayed everyone who defended him and stood with him against the scum he now simps for. What a disgrace.

12.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1072 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 9
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"The Dow is over 50,000 right now." - Pam Bondi, doing the cost-benefit analysis for child rape

12.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 16

Coal powered submarines - ‘Órale!

12.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0