We're bombing an enemy 2000 miles away *defensively *.

See, by using the word defensive, it's makes it all OK.

Do not doubt the mighty bodo glimt, brother. It's their year.

It's not really the animals though is it? It's about removing Churchill.

He's been made into an unalloyed hero, Britain in human form, when in reality, he both won the war but also did some pretty awful things elsewhere in the empire.

Is love to know why they're our ally. In which wars did they fight with us? What have they ever done for us? They murdered our soldiers and policemen trying to keep the peace.

So what exactly makes them our ally?

Hmm what religion is the mayor?

And what religion is the reporter? 🤔

Quite the mystery, hey Scoob?

He cleared out the rotten apples. That's all the positives.

The results were shite, the performances were even worse. At least ETH won trophies. Amorim brought shame to us finishing 15th and losing the EL to Spurs. Fucking spurs. Look at them! How can you lose to that 🤬

Yeah, except rich kids don't get drafted, ever. Mysteriously.

Poor black and Latino kids though...

Any recommendations, percy?

His next of kin can post it here for us.

Just remind me, when did those cunts turn up to WW1 and WW2?

What happened? What have missed this time?

Red trousered twats deserve every humiliation that comes their way.

It's almost as if they just want to destroy Iran and place impossible demands on them to justify it.

When did they kill mossadegh? How dare the Iranians dream of being free of the West

Is your medical team 'beat the players with hammers'? It's certainly seems likely, from the outside.

BBC1 6pm flagship news show. Starmer makes a major statement on the attack on Iran, the BBC get reaction from 3 national party leaders. Spot which party is missing?
Clue: they won a by election last week, have been above the Lib Dems in polls for ages.

Oh sorry, I thought that's what we were doing here, playing to the gallery, making knee jerk decisions based on prejudices. After all, history teaches they never go wrong. Doesn't it? 😂

So doc, are you with me for the tarring and feathering campaign?

Counter argument : these people have a reputation for being smug, rich, egotistical, tax avoiding c**ts.

So they must pay, says the court of public opinion.

What they’re basically saying is that Starmer and the UK isn’t allowed to operate an even moderately independent foreign policy outside of the United States. That is both ahistoric, wrong and weird for people who constantly tell us how sovereignty is what matters most.

Yeah, our performances have been on the slide since dorgu got injured. Sesko/cunha/Bruno can't get us out of jail every time, it's not sustainable.

And Newcastle can't be as bad as they were against Everton again.

Yeah, they're not beating Leeds, sadly.

Bloody glorious if West ham, Burnley and Spurs went down. Not getting carried away, but it would be the greatest comeback since Jesus.

So we're agreed. For the survival of the English language and all that is good, Iran must have nukes and America must be wiped from the Earth.

What a POS. The journalist responsible needs naming and shaming. Hold them to account

Excellent as usual gents.

A little concerned about injuries decimating or left hand side.

Also concerned about dharnish's abject lack of knowledge of basic idioms. Needs addressing in the summer window, or he'll struggle next season

What I love about boobgate, is the boobs. But after that it's the fact that Zack is gay. Wasn't even doing it for boobies, just pure hustle.

'elite human capital' what a piece of 💩

Curious use of the passive voice.

Who bombed the school? it's a mystery. It just happened in the war

We never seen to have a problem when it's Russia doing the bombing

It's a fascinating question, isn't it? Wtf are they looking at to still think their current strategy is the best one.

I'm all in on the giant boob party.

Been voting for absolute tits long enough...

I've voted Labour all my life. They best represented my values, decency to my fellow man, a belief in public services, education etc.

Labour actively dislike all of those things now.

They can't complain if I vote for a party with similar values to my own.