andresito, M.S.'s Avatar

andresito, M.S.

@andreskibbities

26 once I figure out how to have insurance it’s cooked for these hoes πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ Update: I have insurance now and if you can believe it, life is still hard

713
Followers
844
Following
547
Posts
13.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities

Queen Latifah dancing

Queen Latifah dancing

Glad to see we’re still up!!

11.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:o

11.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

def needed a citation for that word but this is not slay :/

11.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saw this and was petrified in fear at the thought that the comm-yanny-ty had dipped below 500 again 🀧

11.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have those! πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curious about the deetz here… πŸ‘€

11.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Escape the post secondary prison scape πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ’™

10.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HigherEdJobs has job agents where they can send you daily/weekly emails with job postings meeting your criteria and you can have multiple agents running at once! Might be useful for non-prof and DEI work πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a hat and sunglasses . Alt: Cousin It from the Addams Family

For those of yall who let the dogs lay on the bed and on the couch with you… how are you managing the dog hair?? I feel like if I even look at my pup for too long I’m getting covered in his fur… help

09.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the math look like for people who are working overnights during DST?? Are yall getting robbed an hourπŸ‘€

08.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nixo’s my president I claim no other

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we just KNOW he throws it down in the sheets … we just know

07.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Working is the bad place

05.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

art knows no bounds

04.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Queen Latifah dancing

Queen Latifah dancing

Today I fixed my lips to say

β€œI’m the apple of everyone’s iPhone because I take incredible nudes”

and WOW what a fucking BAR 🀩🀩

04.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of cartoon girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air . Alt: Huntrix girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air war-whooping

Just remembered I get to kiss my baby dog on his head for the first time in a week!! Alexa, play Golden by Huntrix on Apple Music, LOUD

02.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a boy scout says get off of me while holding another man 's arm Alt: Kevin Hart as a boy scout says get off of me while ripping his arm away from another man’s grip
02.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man sitting in a chair with the words bummer but okay written on the bottom Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words β€œbummer but okay”

can’t believe I went to Chicago and didn’t meet a single husband that I could introduce my boyfriend to … bummer

02.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so real I feel like I really be talking to myself on this silly little app (I do love talking to myself but the meaningful account growth thing is a hill I won’t be climbing) 🀣🀣🀣

02.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a pixel art of a yellow pac man with a black line between his mouth and nose Alt: a pixel art of a yellow pac man eating
02.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As is!!

01.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to contribute and show up for the comm-yanny-ty πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ’™πŸ˜‹

01.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The integration of such a feature would only be successful if straight men understood that women don’t actually like random dick pics, which most straight men famously do not 🀭🀣

01.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Number 497 πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ’™

01.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ok but did you do it naked?? πŸ‘€πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

01.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says `` it 's valid that you had that feeling . '' Alt: Andrew Garfield in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says β€œit's valid that you had that feeling.”

Can confirm you do look stunning as always πŸ€©πŸ’™πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

28.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Andreskibbities legs extended out on an orange couch, wearing brand new white Nike dri-fit socks. The viewer is looking down at the top of his right foot and the side of his left foot.

Andreskibbities legs extended out on an orange couch, wearing brand new white Nike dri-fit socks. The viewer is looking down at the top of his right foot and the side of his left foot.

Andreskibbities laying on his stomach on an orange couch with his feet kicked up showing the soles of his new socks. 
Author’s note: maybe his butt looks kinda nice too?? Idk

Andreskibbities laying on his stomach on an orange couch with his feet kicked up showing the soles of his new socks. Author’s note: maybe his butt looks kinda nice too?? Idk

Feeling like @pinkponysub.bsky.social bc I put on new white dri fits today πŸ˜‹πŸ’ž

28.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pup making the bear face

Pup making the bear face

looking for the post that I can pin that really describes who I am and what I’m about… misfortunately I think I’m the funniest person alive but a hit skeet on my account is 4 likes so my metrics are skewed πŸ˜”πŸ€§πŸ€£

28.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smash both, next question

28.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luvvvv this jacket!! The fella in it is pretty sharp too πŸ€­πŸ’™

28.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0