Melissa

Was on a cruise last week & fumbled a baddie so bad that I think it changed me fundamentally as a person.

How did I not know there was a fourth season coming out?? Life-changing news.

Just finished Cobra Kai. Officially my favorite show of all-time. This is my Sopranos.

Myles Garrett wants out. Guess I’ll be sleeping on the highway.

I struggle with this as well (but mostly because I don’t want to bother people to take a photo)

I just got blonde put back in my hair a few weeks ago & already booked an appointment for next week to do more 😅👩‍🦳

Estrogen might make me too powerful tbh

Ope

1. The story centers around a man trying to repair his broken family over the holiday season.

2. Hans needed only a small group of people to be in the entire building, thus the Christmas party was the only time of the year he could enact his plan.

W parlay, but also, the fit is going bonkerrrrssss. I neeeeed the link to the skirt 🙏

Hard to celebrate successes when you never have failures. Champions adjust 🫡

Wore a women’s swimsuit for the first time yesterday.
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)

Gonna launch a music career solely to meet Sabrina Carpenter

Just about had to be life-flighted during Last Christmas

The best part about being trans is that I can make friends without worrying about finding out they voted for Trump.

I am become trash, the destroyer of floors.
(I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows)

Constantly fighting the burning desire to attempt to become friends with every cute girl I see. Like, I’m not trying to flirt (okay sometimes I am), I just want to giggle & go shopping & get our nails done & just be one of the girls 😭

Shout-out this movie. Not because it was good, but because the gender envy I felt walking by this poster at the theater I worked at five days a week sped up my egg cracking by like two years.

Photoshopping my face on a woman’s body “as a joke” is how I started, too 😭

Pounding sloppy joes at 1am

They may call me a Win Margin Merchant, but I call them broke.

I need Kevin Stefanski to make it to next season 🙏😩

If you’re not betting the house, you’re not betting hard enough 💅

Only one will surviiiiive

It’s payday, which means I get to make an egregious amount of absolutely ludicrous parlays tonight!! #OnlyHaveToHitOne

Heck yeah. Fun fact: The Bad Guys is what finally cracked my egg 😅😂🤪

Constantly relying on the parlay to hit in order to afford rent.

Action TV Show Start Without the Protagonist Having Their Loved Ones Die Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)