Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴

Anyone else feel like the company Kalshi is super concerning? Like the idea of betting on anything just seems super problematic

Oh shit... I don't GENERALLY believe in astrology, but this tracks for me lol

For people who voted for a guy who has CONSTANTLY showed exactly who he was, Trump voters sure seem constantly surprised about the terrible and foreseeable things he does

Screenshot from an email from Medscape where the first entry from the News & Commentary section reads "Death Rates Higher With 'Alternative' Cancer Therapies"

Today from the University of Duh

I ALSO lick your fingers when I'm done eating

Ugh... AI has destroyed some people's ability to think critically

That joke went swimmingly

Ok, I'm not watching the new Star Trek show because fuck Paramount, but I heard about the LGBTQIA Klingon Jay-Den, but it's a shame he's not Bi, because he could've said "Perhaps today IS a good day to be bi!"

Someone should make a sandwich shop where all the employees are rude on purpose a la Wiener Circle or Ed Debevic's and call it "DomWay"

some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knights Alt: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knights

Every time an American president starts a war overseas

Is for hire... Mamacita... Please señorita...

The trailer for the Scary Movie 6 movie looks like it was produced by the Daily Wire 🤢🤮

"It's ok to still be a work in progress" -Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7- This Inevitable Ruin

Thank god for the tongue lac patient in this week's The Pitt... We needed the comic relief

And the other problem is that we have an "opposition" party that is largely incapable or unwilling to reverse the horrible things Republican administrations do. It's just ratchet theory every time

I know the perfect place for it... In the bathroom so people can wipe their ass with it

No one's going to go to where the Bears are saying is their current focus. It's literally right next to a superfund site. Kevin Warren is a dumbass for even considering it. Fuck You Bears

Well... I had an interesting dream last night... I dreamt I was on a date with someone I've been talking to and accidentally let slip the L word lol

So the team is from Portugal but the player is Argentinian, which also makes sense

Just a reminder after that situation with the Benfica player saying racist shit to Vini Jr., the Portuguese literally invented the concepts of whiteness and racism

Thought I couldn't hate Evil Whitaker from The Pitt any more but he did it in this week's episode. Someone needs to poop on him again.

Fucking bullshit... I need a write in option in the MVP voting so I can write in Benito

Ring Camera Commercial: We're not ONLY a tool of the surveillance state to allow for spying on your neighbors, we can also find your dog

Hey Everweave, you can eat my entire ass with your bullshit "AI DM" fuckery

Sorry, I have a headache

Going on a first date with a woman who seems amazing and I just realized it's restaurant week, so I'm accidentally a genius. Hopefully that works in my favor.

And proud of it my liege

a kitten is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera . Alt: a kitten is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera .

Not me, but I still want one

I need to go to sleep, but I just had the best/worst idea for a shop that my players can find in a town... Wand-erwall... Tagline- "Do we have the wands to fill your needs? I SAID MAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEE"