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millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case I am here to glorify obesity No Solicitors

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isn't this that guy from all those hentai doujins

11.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's festively plump

11.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been requested to draw a birdo hai
#art #mario

11.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 573 ๐Ÿ” 190 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Mar10, huh?
Wart, huh?
Maybe Birdo.........

Wait! did I share these here at all?????

10.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 209 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is so beautiful

11.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just realized i never posted this birdo so uhhhhh here you go lol

11.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 276 ๐Ÿ” 80 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope your family is going to be alright

11.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first nations chiefs are literally elected

11.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gleefully skipping hand in hand with fascists because somebody you don't like is among the people losing their rights makes you objectively a bad person, a lot of youngsters these days don't seem to be aware of this

11.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all tshirts are

11.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daima made me smile :) I'm kinda sad it's not getting a second season but it doesn't really need one.

11.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could see bedroom maybe if you got a crowded place

11.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are seconds away from the government abolishing cash entirely because "everyone uses cards"

11.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the remix is probably AI too knowing Microsoft

11.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feckless coward joins the party of feckless cowards

11.03.2026 12:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

monopoly has been doing crossovers for like 40 years

11.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so fucking tired

11.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hunt paypro ceos for sport

11.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it didn't stop, it just became white noise

11.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maximum overpossum

10.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

taking clients and regional managers out for lunch

10.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Know any nearby?

10.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you removed the shell from a slowbro/slowking, could they exist separately? Would they die? Would they un-evolve?

10.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least they didn't hit & run I guess

10.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2001 counter-strike voice chat

10.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now he's mine ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

10.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same reason they make normal sized underwear with seams I guess

10.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0