The artist line up for the Fractal Forest stage at Shambhala Music Festival 2026, July 24-27, Salmo, BC, Canada.
Line up out today for the Fractal Forest at Shambhala Music Festival, my musical home since 1999. Looking forward to playing this summer alongside these heavyweights of funk!
www.shambhalamusicfestival.com
Sorry I commented “AI slop” on the photos of your new baby
The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
Judge: And how do you plead?
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
rare body oils @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect
cadbury creme eggs are back (threatening)
Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
cthulhu wouldn't put up with this shit
"it is what it is"
The Mayflowers lit up the screen!
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
I always thought getting older would suck but honestly it’s fucking amazing. The way I just do not give a single flying fuck anymore is so beautiful and liberating
I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
my dad said the only path forward is if the earth collapses and we all die, so I guess that’s where I get that optimism from
The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
Kitten appears to be embracing a Godzilla toy.
Mood.
Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives
The Hulk reading the newspaper: "Everyone dumb."
Everyone dumb.
Cabaret Voltaire is coming to Vancouver in May!
This album changed me.
youtu.be/BDTj0hju1zU?...
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
The game mechanic where you have to select from a variety of different questions to ask an NPC...just write a single cut scene and answer them all! Sheesh.
Yes, I still spend the majority of my gaming time playing a game released in 2016. That might change if anyone ever makes a game better than The Division.
Screenshot of Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess video game from Capcom, showing the Seethe baddies exiting the Torii gates to terrorize villagers.
Finally nabbed Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess (Capcom) off of my wish list. Bits of hack n slash, tower defense, and real time strategy, this is pure video game eye-candy.
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
