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golden; delicious — blonde bombsite compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon “You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield

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you can’t spell Clitheroe without ‘clit hero’

11.03.2026 13:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 3

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 3

10.03.2026 07:19 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
mirror selfie of a white male with long blonde hair wearing a purple shirt

mirror selfie of a white male with long blonde hair wearing a purple shirt

Away day

08.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons

Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons

new intake incoming

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

end-to-end cryptid

06.03.2026 11:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gonna start referring to Haribo as ‘junior biltong’

04.03.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he damaged his spine, too

03.03.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
News item about a man being run over by his own toy train

News item about a man being run over by his own toy train

will I see you tonight,
‘neath a downsized train?

03.03.2026 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫡

😌

02.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Selfie of a white male with long blonde hair

Selfie of a white male with long blonde hair

evenin’

02.03.2026 21:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lemmy ordering a round at the Thornbridge pub

“AND DON’T FORGET THE JAIPUR”

01.03.2026 10:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lemmy ordering equestrian equipment

“AND DON’T FORGET THE JODHPURS”

01.03.2026 09:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wiki excerpt for ‘Bombturbation’

Wiki excerpt for ‘Bombturbation’

America’s national kink

03.02.2026 12:18 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

got two Vinted orders mixed up in the post 😩 but inexplicably neither buyer seems to want their money back 🙃

28.02.2026 12:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘imamifesto’ (GB News)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘transmanifesto’ (Telegraph)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘womanifesto’ (Daily Express)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jacoby Shaddix furious about his Müller

Jacoby Shaddix furious about his Müller

“It all started when I lost my Müller”

19.02.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Simpsons - Return of The Soviet Union
The Simpsons - Return of The Soviet Union YouTube video by MK

Everytime I hear ‘Individual Neutral Athlete’

youtu.be/bBMeMrPuQyU?...

17.02.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“she keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart” - James Joyce

15.02.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good lord 😍

13.02.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thomas Percy, Gunpowder Plotter in 1605

12.02.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dvorsky ice hockey shirt

Dvorsky ice hockey shirt

“how do you say Elon Musk in Slovakian?”

11.02.2026 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE AUSTRIAN WITH THE IRON CROSS!

not sure about this Moguls event at the Olympics

11.02.2026 17:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

top 5 unexpected heights:

Michael Crichton - 6’ 9”
Peter Jones out off Dragons Den - 6’ 7”
Eric Wareheim - 6’ 6”
Danny Trejo - 5’ 5 ½”
Stalin - 5’ 3”

11.02.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Antarctic = bear minimum

10.02.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Age verification?

The first cinema I ever went to looked like this

10.02.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’ve got goosebumps”

BBC Winter Olympics commentator

08.02.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sky Remans in the Big Air?

come on, grow up

08.02.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
good hair at the hardcore show

good hair at the hardcore show

hardcore hair / feeling gig fresh

08.02.2026 18:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0