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Meme account and podcast about how Succession and I Think You Should Leave are basically the same show https://www.megaphonic.fm/ Skeets by @XtremeTwee.bsky.social

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We need to get our shit together to take political power and institute a Green New Deal.

We are about to enter a war induced fossil fuel economy Great Depression (which is going to be hellish) and we need to control the future.

Green energy & efficiency is available to us and it’s cheaper.

13.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Okay, hear me out...
OILQUEDUCT!

13.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... β€’3h
I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around

And it’s Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... β€’3h I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around And it’s Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... β€’ 3h
I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

And it’s a different Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... β€’ 3h I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him And it’s a different Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Ok I don’t think I deserved the double Herzog

12.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 637 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4
A screenshot from the Driver's Ed sketch from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson standing at the head of the class and frustratedly yelling with the caption, "I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TIMOTHEE CHALAMET."

A screenshot from the Driver's Ed sketch from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson standing at the head of the class and frustratedly yelling with the caption, "I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TIMOTHEE CHALAMET."

Me looking at my Bluesky feed

12.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Big takeaway from Sinners is that if you have a twin, try always wearing color coded hats.

11.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else have lists or a top 10?

11.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

13. The Naked Gun
12. Train Dreams
11. One Battle After Another
10. The Ugly Stepsister
9. Weapons
8. The Testament of Ann Lee
7. Hedda
6. Freaky Tales
5. Sorry, Baby
4. Friendship
3. Eddington
2. No Other Choice
1. Sinners

11.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that shiny statue awards are almost upon us and I've seen a few more recent movies, here's my updated ranking of 2025 movies I saw.

21. Death of a Unicorn
20. Materialists
19. Bring Her Back
18. Companion
17. Final Destination: Bloodlines
16. Mickey 17
15. Frankenstein
14. Bugonia

11.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme.

A Sailor Moon type anime girl in a giant shopping cart. Text reads "If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't"

Meme. A Sailor Moon type anime girl in a giant shopping cart. Text reads "If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't"

Weiter sagen!

09.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1031 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

he is going to be so excited when he sees this

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Urgent Call for Help: Save Eman's Displaced Family, organized by Irene Doukas Behrman Short video introduction by Eman! Meet E's family. Importa… Irene Doukas Behrman needs your support for Urgent Call for Help: Save Eman's Displaced Family

From my friend Irene's friend, Eman:

We are planning to close this fundraiser soon as it's been months with very slow progress... Therefore, for anyone who has been considering contributing, this is a final opportunity to help us reach the goal of making our home livable again. gofund.me/00862f0f6

09.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 5531 πŸ” 2385 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 49
A screenshot from Succession of Tom Wambsgans crouched down on his knees on an office floor, papers scattered all about him. He's holding up one piece of paper and reading it with a pained expression and his hand nervously held up to his face. A caption reads, Oh crap! A bunch more bad stuff happened!"

A screenshot from Succession of Tom Wambsgans crouched down on his knees on an office floor, papers scattered all about him. He's holding up one piece of paper and reading it with a pained expression and his hand nervously held up to his face. A caption reads, Oh crap! A bunch more bad stuff happened!"

Evergreen logging on meme:

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also any shares would be greatly appreciated!

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Boar on the Floor scene from the show Succession. Logan is looming over Tom, Greg and Karl as they fight over sausages on their hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace. Tom is addressing Logan and accusingly pointing to Karl, who stole his sausage. Karl and Greg are behind Tom, waggling their tubes of meat at each other.

A screenshot of the Boar on the Floor scene from the show Succession. Logan is looming over Tom, Greg and Karl as they fight over sausages on their hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace. Tom is addressing Logan and accusingly pointing to Karl, who stole his sausage. Karl and Greg are behind Tom, waggling their tubes of meat at each other.

Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!

09.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any contribution you make, no matter how small, will help Eman's parents and three youngest siblings to survive and rebuild their home.

09.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend Irene started this gofundme for her friend Eman, who she met through a writing program l, when Eman's family was displaced from their home. The GoFundMe has been instrumental for her family's day to day survival, but they still have a long way to go to make their home livable again.

09.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Urgent Call for Help: Save Eman's Displaced Family, organized by Irene Doukas Behrman Short video introduction by Eman! Meet E's family. Importa… Irene Doukas Behrman needs your support for Urgent Call for Help: Save Eman's Displaced Family

From my friend Irene's friend, Eman:

We are planning to close this fundraiser soon as it's been months with very slow progress... Therefore, for anyone who has been considering contributing, this is a final opportunity to help us reach the goal of making our home livable again. gofund.me/00862f0f6

09.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 4111 πŸ” 1472 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 18
A floofy long haired tabby cat sitting on a bed and looking upward

A floofy long haired tabby cat sitting on a bed and looking upward

Last minute #FloofyFriday pic from Varmint

07.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New kind of joke toilet just dropped.

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that this is evergreen, but, as always, well played, Onion.

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6778 πŸ” 1524 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
The Simon And Garfunkel 'Sounds Of Silence ' album cover except they're being chased by a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.

The Simon And Garfunkel 'Sounds Of Silence ' album cover except they're being chased by a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.

Simon And Garfunkel next. #totp

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 20
A screenshot from a website with the heading: My Favorite "I Think You Should Leave" Sketches." 
Under the heading is a list of ten sketches I chose with screenshots from each sketch. 
1. Has this ever happened to you?
2. Laser Spine Specialists
3. A Christmas Carol
4. New Printer 
5. The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me
6. The Capital Room
7. Qualstarr Trial (Brian's Hat)
8. Driver's Ed
9. Darmine Doggy Door 
10. Brooks Brothers (Hot Dog Car)

A screenshot from a website with the heading: My Favorite "I Think You Should Leave" Sketches." Under the heading is a list of ten sketches I chose with screenshots from each sketch. 1. Has this ever happened to you? 2. Laser Spine Specialists 3. A Christmas Carol 4. New Printer 5. The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me 6. The Capital Room 7. Qualstarr Trial (Brian's Hat) 8. Driver's Ed 9. Darmine Doggy Door 10. Brooks Brothers (Hot Dog Car)

Hell yeah! It was very tough narrowing it down, but I feel pretty good about these champions

06.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Think You Should Pick A website for you to pick your favorite sketches from the show I Think You Should Leave and share them with the world.

Made an "I Think You Should Leave" website last year just for kicks and plum forgot to post about it. Pick and share your favorite ITYSL sketches.

I Think You Should Pick:
itysl.rbtnguyen.com

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Kristi Noem found tragically alive after concern at her distraught state over her firing

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0