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want a snack but don't want to actually enjoy eating it? why not try handful of almonds

handful of almonds, brought to you by "this bag was $11 so you're gonna eat every single one" and "one year from now you'll forget all about this and be fooled by another healthy snacks listicle"

I once saw two mice in the back of an abandoned car wearing kerchiefs around their necks and using a fork and knife to eat. So if mice cans do that, I’m sure cats can too.

He might be that lazy?

More please.

Very cool. Grateful for his public service.

I hope to experience this in person one day!

T-shirt needed, please!!

i feel like we lost our way as a society when jolly ranchers switched from being perfectly rectangular to whatever weird blob shape they are now

This officer should revive the Nobel peace prize for not punching this entitled whiny has been in the face

You’re right. It is stupid.

No worries. There’s probably a signal chat group.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I could watch this nonstop on a loop all day. Go Professor Shaw!!

Brava!!!

Wow

Priority seat signage with pictograms showing reserved seating for the elderly, injured, pregnant (with wi-fi waves seeming to emanate from her belly), and those with young children. Text is displayed in multiple languages.

“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”

I’m sorry, Alexis.

Relatable.

It was the best of magazine times.

My copy is on the way. Will be reading it before coming to see you all in DC on May 31!🙂❤️

Made my day

#teambernoulli

I’m all in @stefanheck.bsky.social

Bravo @spilly.bsky.social

Uh oh, JD Vance.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Obligatory repost. So long as this exists, there is hope during these awful times.🥹❤️

Classic. Also, weird.

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

Thank you @cherijacobus.bsky.social for putting this into the universe.