deer

Well done!!!

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

Of all beasts, surely it is the sugar glider most aptly so named.

Who up washing they brain

My brain needs a little bath

I just wanna put minis on shelves. I just wanna put minis on shelves. I just wanna put minis on sh

Thinking of quitting my prestigious internationally coveted job to go work at a warhammer store

I have a favourite person on here

It's the flesh that is profane

One day you're going to be 37 and you're going to be in a McDonalds in Italy and City of Blinding Lights is going to come on the McDonald's radio and you're going to inexplicably burst into tears

Sam! 🥹

HAPPY 🎂

It gets worse: bsky.app/profile/bone...

I can tell!

🌘

She's one of the best cats I've ever seen

I burst into the meeting room late, dropping my notebook and water bottle as I make for a seat. The attendees are silent. "It's this damn horse year!" I shriek, scrabbling on all fours to claw at the bottle as it rolls under a table. There are tears in my eyes

My tongue will sit where it damn well pleases!!!

someone something me now!

This made me cry

Iain

Yes!

Nodding politely in a meeting as the word "encumbered" appears over my head

Those are my lil freaks.

You wouldn't steal a car meme but it says I would delete a post. And I would. I do it all the time

how was it?

I don't need the bluesky map. I know my people. It's the people whose bio is a quaint, decontextualised word salad

When I see someone has followed me I have the exact same reaction as when someone parks outside my house

Become normal now 🫵