All I understood was that a party at Bad Bunny’s place would be lit AF
09.02.2026 01:36
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All I understood was that a party at Bad Bunny’s place would be lit AF
As someone who has been a fan of the team for 20+ years, I’ll take an ugly, low-scoring, three-point victory any day. I’ve had too many years of the alternative 🤣
(I should add, we didn’t name the tours - the travel agency did. And, as an aside, nobody can misrepresent a tour quite like a travel agency can.)
This reminds me of when I worked for the UO Alumni Association and we had to promote overseas tours to alumni. One was called “The Romance of the Mekong Delta,” and the tour’s centerpiece was a trip to Cambodia’s Killing Fields. 😬
Meanwhile, when two of my players received racist threats on IG this year, I reported the senders to Meta and got a note saying those accounts didn’t violate their hate speech guidelines and so they wouldn’t be banned. My guys getting called monkeys? Fine. Your guy posting food? GTFO.
Exactly! Pay Trini what she’s worth. Everyone’s going to make more money out of it.
When I got my NC license in Raleigh in 2023, I was in line at the DMV for four hours.
When I got my Maine license in Portland earlier this year, I could reserve a time online and was in and out in under 15 minutes.
Nah, it was great. We loved the story, too! We shared it in our front office Slack, so you should’ve gotten a lot of page views from Maine 🤣
That’s one of the more fun Q&As I’ve ever done 🤣
(Aka, when “other duties as assigned” includes “crushing peoples’ dreams”)
Bedroom No. 4 will be perfect for all of my Smurf-sized friends who come to stay.
Me: I’m the VP of Marketing for a pro soccer team with multiple senior international players on its roster.
Them: That’s amazing! I’m a 28-year-old junior accountant who scored five goals for my high school team as a senior. Can I come to your tryout? Can you ask your coach if he wants to sign me?
It’s literally why I learned how to make lasagna in college
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Great white shark
Orca
Black bear
Alligator
Koala
Gotta love someone who writes like that using “ponderous language” as a criticism of someone else’s work lol
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I had tickets but had to sell them to move across the country for a new job, so if you and Keanu ever want to take the show on the road and add a stop in Eugene, OR, that would be superb. Please and thank you. 🤣
My sister-in-law has this condition. If you ask her to imagine her own house, she can’t do it. She’s lived in that house for a decade and absolutely knows exactly what it looks like, but her mind is unable to recreate the image in her head.
The Pope clutches a microphone looking like he’s doing an impression of Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam singing “Even Flow.”
“Freeeeeeeezin’, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete…”
Goddammit I hate this post so much 🤣🤣 👴🏻
Proud to have helped @heartsofpine.bsky.social break the USL1 single game attendance record this year. We figured Boise would break it next year, but shoutout to @oneknoxsc.bsky.social for doing it before the season even ended! 🫶🙌 (and congrats on the title!)
I would just like to add that I am not a Muslim, therefore if anyone does win a billion dollars and is looking for someone to give it to, I would be more than happy to keep Hend free of any ethical dilemmas by accepting it…
🤣 Everyone I know who has done it raves about how it’s the most amazing experience of their lives, and yet I’m still over here thinking
Much love to you, my friend. Here’s hoping things turn around soon.
Though you’re insane for jumping out of a plane 😅
What it looks like when people send your players racist DMs on Instagram (“you fucking monkey”… “stupid blacks”… “stupid n-“…), and you report the accounts under IG’s “hate speech or symbols” reporting tab: no action taken, and no “other tools” to help. Thanks for taking hate speech so seriously! 🙄
Meanwhile, in America, on the day people protested the president, one politician was assassinated prior to a protest in Minnesota, while during a protest in Utah some guy pulled out a gun so other guys pulled out their guns to shoot him… and instead killed a Samoan guy standing in the crowd.
I think Bonnie has earned a puppachino for her work!
Not mine, but a friend’s:
She was at home one day when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to find a woman standing there asking to her her bathroom - she’d been out for a run and urgently needed a No. 2.
It was Megan Fox.
(Apparently she was lovely, and grateful to take a dump.)
Literally just bought their 2024 (?) steel drum kit this week!